RE: Best description of Christianity
February 11, 2015 at 11:27 pm
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Best description of Christianity
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 (February 11, 2015 at 10:25 pm)Godschild Wrote: Actually this is the perfect idea of evolutionary examination, always moving the target so evolution can be used to delude the gullible. "I know you are, but what am I?" - typical response of a (gods)child with learning difficulties. Careful, or you might hurt your brain cell with all this "intellectual" effort.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
Actually, this is a perfect opportunity for GC to stand up and tell the class all about it. Here's the mic, GC, perhaps you could give some examples of instances of "evolutionary examination" behaving as you described? Be aware that you will be tested afterwards.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Best description of Christianity
February 11, 2015 at 11:57 pm
(This post was last modified: February 12, 2015 at 12:03 am by DeistPaladin.)
(February 9, 2015 at 8:26 am)Spooky Wrote: In 15 words or less, your description of Christianity Blood sacrifice makes everything better.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist 
Christianity: A bad hangover from humanity's long, dark night of youthful indiscretion.
Islam in 7 words:
"Some guy claimed God spoke to him."
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist 
my description of christianity
some wise guy was hiding behind a large rock and yelled at people while idiots stared at clouds thinking it was a god.
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Xtianity:
"Hey, there's something wrong with you because you have an opinion I don't like. I'm announcing that I intend to wish for you to be magically corrected and brought up to my standards. Not because I really believe that will happen, nor that I actually will talk to my imaginary genie friend; it's a passive-aggressive thing, to make myself feel superior to you. See what a great guy I am?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 Quote:For example, if you've seen a UFO personally, who can tell you that you didn't? Literally anyone.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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