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Best description of Christianity
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RE: Best description of Christianity
February 12, 2015 at 1:35 pm
"But they're both still frogs!" in 3... 2... 1...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Best description of Christianity
February 12, 2015 at 1:38 pm (This post was last modified: February 12, 2015 at 1:39 pm by JesusHChrist.)
(February 12, 2015 at 1:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "But they're both still frogs!" in 3... 2... 1...

And definitely the same "kind"....

Wake me up when you see a frog turn into a cat. You see, according to Jeebus, cats and frogs iz a different kind. That would be proof.
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RE: Best description of Christianity
February 12, 2015 at 1:41 pm
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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: Best description of Christianity
February 12, 2015 at 2:07 pm
lol, Buggy apparently hasn't learnt about the historical sciences. Every time I think I understand exactly how stupid the little twat is, he ups and forces a downward revision.

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RE: Best description of Christianity
February 12, 2015 at 2:50 pm
(February 12, 2015 at 1:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "But they're both still frogs!" in 3... 2... 1...

Hey, if Huggy wants to demonstrate that he doesn't understand what a species is either, that's fine, he can go ahead. It does, however, make his question about species a glowing monument to his ignorance.

I would hope, of course, that he would take my advice and learn what the words he's intending to say mean, before he says them. Angel
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RE: Best description of Christianity
February 12, 2015 at 2:56 pm
He's been away quite a while since I gave him a link about it and suggested he educate himself a bit. So who knows, maybe he is giving it some thought. I don't think I've ever heard an evolution denier admit they didn't understand it properly, so there's a chance for me to be impressed here.
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RE: Best description of Christianity
February 13, 2015 at 12:25 am
(February 12, 2015 at 2:56 pm)robvalue Wrote: He's been away quite a while since I gave him a link about it and suggested he educate himself a bit. So who knows, maybe he is giving it some thought. I don't think I've ever heard an evolution denier admit they didn't understand it properly, so there's a chance for me to be impressed here.

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RE: Best description of Christianity
February 13, 2015 at 3:24 am
Only when the odds are favorable...
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RE: Best description of Christianity
February 13, 2015 at 3:33 am
I got fooled by that Steve, he was away for a few days and I really thought he was going to come back with a little bit of perspective. Of course I don't expect anyone to drop their faith overnight, but just a little bit of evidence of objective thinking would make me very happy. I'm not holding my breath, but I feel there's a slight chance Huggy actually read the article and maybe understands it a little better now. Then at least a meaningful discussion can take place.
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RE: Best description of Christianity
February 13, 2015 at 4:34 am (This post was last modified: February 13, 2015 at 4:35 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
I got ten to your one that says that if he comes back at all, it's with his heels dug in.

Of course, now that's he's read that, he'll be trying to fake the funk, trust me).

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