Greetings sheep, I come now at this day and age to share with you the good news of my full and final revelation.
Of course if any of you depraved sinners had used the sense of righteousness I gave you to acknowledge my earlier attempts to contact you all through the obvious signs of intelligent design in the world I so lovingly crafted all of you would already know I am Metis, the one true God. Forget the ancient desert books, relics, "spiritual" experiences and all those falsehoods the many false prophets of the Demiurge has shown you, I come once and for all to share my word directly to those who are at most risk of eternal damnation, because I love you all and desire to have a personal relationship with all sentient beings whom I so painstakingly crafted.
Needless to say I am a theist, I know I exist and now none of you have any reason to deny me or continue this folly of rebellion against my most august person.
You may now worship me and offer prayers, adoration and the veneration I so rightly deserve for having created you.
Metty-
Of course if any of you depraved sinners had used the sense of righteousness I gave you to acknowledge my earlier attempts to contact you all through the obvious signs of intelligent design in the world I so lovingly crafted all of you would already know I am Metis, the one true God. Forget the ancient desert books, relics, "spiritual" experiences and all those falsehoods the many false prophets of the Demiurge has shown you, I come once and for all to share my word directly to those who are at most risk of eternal damnation, because I love you all and desire to have a personal relationship with all sentient beings whom I so painstakingly crafted.
Needless to say I am a theist, I know I exist and now none of you have any reason to deny me or continue this folly of rebellion against my most august person.
You may now worship me and offer prayers, adoration and the veneration I so rightly deserve for having created you.
Metty-
