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It is I, thy Lord and God

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It is I, thy Lord and God
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:12 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2015 at 2:13 pm by Nope.)
(February 10, 2015 at 2:10 pm)Kitty Galore Wrote:
(February 10, 2015 at 2:08 pm)Nope Wrote: Yawn Virgens are boring. Give me a down and dirty slutty man or woman any day


LOL What was I thinking Oh Great One? Please have mercy on me. Big Grin

I am too lazy to be angry. Just don't eat all the peanut butter cups and you will be fine.
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:13 pm
Quote:Muhammad was right in so much as I grant the rightous seventy two virgins upon entering the heavens. My generosity knows no bounds.


How about 72 sluts so we can get right to business?
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:13 pm
I second that!
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:13 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 2:10 pm)Metis Wrote:
(February 10, 2015 at 2:05 pm)Surgenator Wrote: Welcome to the forum

I predict a ban hammer in your near futher (less than 24 hours).

Imossible! Angry The divine will cannot be denied

But we denied you before. We can do it again. Just like Peter Big Grin
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:14 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2015 at 2:15 pm by Metis.)
(February 10, 2015 at 2:12 pm)TRJF Wrote: Re: the bolded: ewwwwwww

I created you, and not only that but I am omnipresent, there is nothing you do that escapes my all seeing eyes.

For the record, next time use a paper towel not a sock.

(February 10, 2015 at 2:12 pm)KUSA Wrote: A true God stays hidden.

Sadly while you are intelligent my child you mind is not great enough to contemplate and understand my will.
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:15 pm
I came.

I read.

I left.

Moving on.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:15 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 2:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How about 72 sluts so we can get right to business?

We do have an exchange service, but only for my priesthood because they were closer to me in life, and therefore get better customer service afterwards.
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:15 pm
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:15 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 2:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Muhammad was right in so much as I grant the rightous seventy two virgins upon entering the heavens. My generosity knows no bounds.


How about 72 sluts so we can get right to business?

And you shall have them. As proof of my existence, they are in your house now but you have to find them. Hint they are so small that all 72 could dance on the head of your penis. Now leave me alone
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:16 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 2:15 pm)Nope Wrote: And you shall have them. As proof of my existence, they are in your house now but you have to find them. Hint they are so small that all 72 could dance on the head of your penis. Now leave me alone

Those who taste the fruits of the dark one shall know no rest or place in the world to come! Devil
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