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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:05 pm
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Hold on there, Great Metty for I too am a supernatural being who exists outside of time and space. Although I do not want worship, an occasional Reeses Peanut Butter Cup would be nice. In fact, I created humans for the sole reason that I knew they would one day combine chocolate and peanut butter in its most holy form. So, now I have taken an immortal break and spend my down time on this forum and watching documentaries on Netflix.You may all go about your lives. Adoration bores me
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:06 pm
Thank you for the welcomes, it is good to be so well recived
(February 10, 2015 at 2:02 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Sorry bud, I'm a follower of the One True Lord, the FSM (MSBUH). Everyone knows He created the world and touched us with his noodly appendage.
Unless you can top his heaven-offer of a stripper factory and a beer volcano, I'll pass.
Whattaya got, heaven-wise?
The FSM is nothing but an idol forged by the great deceiver, all he can offer you is an eternal torment in the land of fire, darkness and non-stop replays of the Fifty Shades of Grey Audiobook.
Muhammad was right in so much as I grant the rightous seventy two virgins upon entering the heavens. My generosity knows no bounds.
(February 10, 2015 at 2:03 pm)SeanBean Wrote: May I enquire as to how?
I think, therefore I am. I think, therefore everything is.
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:08 pm
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72 virgins?! Welcome! 
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:08 pm
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Yawn Virgins are boring. Give me a down and dirty slutty man or woman any day. Sluts for everyone in my heaven. Actually, I don't give a damn what my creations do as long as they produce more peanut butter cups
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:10 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 2:04 pm)Chas Wrote: Meh, 'tis not interesting.
I'm sure you shall find the lake of fire I intend to plunge you unto upon your earthly demise far more titillating. I shall not force you, but I offer you the chance to repent.
(February 10, 2015 at 2:05 pm)Surgenator Wrote: Welcome to the forum
I predict a ban hammer in your near futher (less than 24 hours).
Imossible!  The divine will cannot be denied
(February 10, 2015 at 2:05 pm)Nope Wrote: Hold on there, Great Metty for I too am a supernatural being who exists outside of time and space. Although I do not want worship, an occasional Reeses Peanut Butter Cup would be nice. In fact, I created humans for the sole reason that I knew they would one day combine chocolate and peanut butter in its most holy form. So, now I have taken an immortal break and spend my down time on this forum and watching documentaries on Netflix.You may all go about your lives. Adoration bores me
The Anti-Metis comes to earth so swiftly?!? Alas, some of the sheep may be led astray but the true believers shall know my touch and presence.
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:10 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 2:08 pm)Nope Wrote: Yawn Virgens are boring. Give me a down and dirty slutty man or woman any day
LOL What was I thinking Oh Great One? Please have mercy on me. 
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:11 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 2:08 pm)Nope Wrote: Yawn Virgins are boring. Give me a down and dirty slutty man or woman any day. Sluts for everyone in my heaven. Actually, I don't give a damn what my creations do as long as they produce more peanut butter cups
I'm sure you have plenty of those down in the land of darkness I crafted for your punishment ye fiend. Thy shall know no rest now I am here to but an end to thy wickedness.
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:12 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 2:10 pm)Metis Wrote: Alas, some of the sheep may be led astray but the true believers shall know my touch and presence.
Re: the bolded: ewwwwwww
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:12 pm
A true God stays hidden.
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 2:12 pm
I call Poe.
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