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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 3:20 pm
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2015 at 3:21 pm by robvalue.)
I've been using similar techniques on here. I've had God sitting next to me answering questions. The christers just go all silent when I do that. Also I proved satan wrote the bible, because they can't prove he didn't. It's fun playing with the theist logic.
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 7:54 pm
I've been kneeling at the alter of Clitorus for years now. That's a tough act to follow for any god.
Metty
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 16, 2015 at 5:47 am
*Late to the party, as usual... :/ *
Welcome aboard Metis.
So you're a god, huh... well, big deal, I'm a mod, so I outrank you, at least alphabetically!
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RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 16, 2015 at 7:18 am
You know how I remind myself that I am NOT a god?
I'm not relaxing on a beach in Tahiti under a palm tree in a big throne made up of a troop of scantily clad virgins interlocking limbs in just the right way ...
The rest of you are not all female with four breast feeding me Ding Dongs and rolling joints the size of a babies arm ....
And you all seem to know more English than "yes daddy"
So if I have to live with it , so do you .... welcome to the forum, and moreover the world of mortals!
Doc
