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RE: Catholicism is crazy too
February 14, 2015 at 12:47 pm
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Fuck me, what a pile of drivel! Isn't God a bit jealous of people worshipping a man in his stead? It's not like he's jesus or something. (I'm jesus).
Yeah religions are cults, and the Catholics seem a bit more obvious about that than most.
Yeah, God helped with evolution. That's why we have such a stupid design I suppose. He helped by doing nothing.
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RE: Catholicism is crazy too
February 14, 2015 at 12:56 pm
Anyone who thinks Catholicism isn't crazy is a complete utter moron. There are not many institutions in Europe more corrupt than the Catholic church (except maybe for the European Commission and the EU)
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RE: Catholicism is crazy too
February 14, 2015 at 12:59 pm
(February 14, 2015 at 12:47 pm)robvalue Wrote: [...]
Yeah, God helped with evolution. That's why we have such a stupid design I suppose. He helped by doing nothing.
Oh, he did things...
Things like parasites, which supposedly are part of god's "perfect" plan B (I'm assuming plan A involved humans obeying god, not eating the forbidden fruit and remaining forever in paradise, but maybe he assumed the worst from the start?).
Parasites.
Because how could a world be any good, without things burrowing into children's eyes?...
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RE: Catholicism is crazy too
February 14, 2015 at 1:02 pm
Oh yeah, he helped screw us up pretty bad. He is welcome to come down and stop all the heinous, pointless suffering in the world, anytime. Or he can lend me the power to do it, I wouldn't be waiting around like this jacking off to worldwide misery. It kills me to know the horrors going on that I can do nothing about.
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RE: Catholicism is crazy too
February 14, 2015 at 5:12 pm
Thou shalt have no other gods...
...lets pray to saints.
wtf?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: Catholicism is crazy too
February 15, 2015 at 1:32 am
(February 14, 2015 at 5:12 pm)Spooky Wrote: Thou shalt have no other gods...
...lets pray to saints.
wtf?
Worshiping saints is a great idea. If you're going to have imaginary friends - have loads...
And think of the merchandising opportunities... Star Wars ain't got sh*t on Catholicism.
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