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If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?

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If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
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If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 14, 2015 at 9:16 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2015 at 9:16 pm by coolfunkDJ.)
So, if one religion was to exist, what kind of God would you want?
A loving God, a badass "Arnold Schwarzenegger" type God! Id like the idea of a badass "one liner" kind of God.
Or actually, maybe I just wouldnt like a God... but what do you think?
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 14, 2015 at 9:39 pm
Give me the Daedric Gods. I have plenty of practice dealing with them. It probably wouldn't end well but it would be great right up until they get bored of me.
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 14, 2015 at 9:41 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2015 at 9:42 pm by coolfunkDJ.)
(February 14, 2015 at 9:39 pm)Nine Wrote: Give me the Daedric Gods. I have plenty of practice dealing with them. It probably wouldn't end well but it would be great right up until they get bored of me.
Yes! Though it would be quite scary...
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 14, 2015 at 9:41 pm
One that doesn't care about how much I masturbate and thinks drinking alcohol is fine
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 14, 2015 at 9:41 pm
(February 14, 2015 at 9:41 pm)coolfunkDJ Wrote: Yes! Though it would be quite scary...

Only if you disappoint or bore them.
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 14, 2015 at 9:42 pm
A god that doesn't jerk me around and spin stupid bullshit. A god that can be understood, interpreted, and experienced by logical non delusional people.

Basically one that exists and is the opposite of the Christian god.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 14, 2015 at 9:43 pm
(February 14, 2015 at 9:41 pm)Dystopia Wrote: One that doesn't care about how much I masturbate and thinks drinking alcohol is fine

Basically a God who isnt an asshole.
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 14, 2015 at 10:09 pm
I would like a god who determines that sin consists solely of showing up at Boru's house at 8:00 am of a Sunday morning, with the greeting, 'Hi! Have you heard the Good News?'

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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 14, 2015 at 10:36 pm
I am here, what the hell do you want?
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 1:21 am
(February 14, 2015 at 9:16 pm)coolfunkDJ Wrote: So, if one religion was to exist, what kind of God would you want?
A loving God, a badass "Arnold Schwarzenegger" type God! Id like the idea of a badass "one liner" kind of God.
Or actually, maybe I just wouldnt like a God... but what do you think?

Universal acceptor, including all people of all branches regardless of views and preferences which are there for a reason.
I believe that's what God would have to be in order to be true,
but since there isn't agreement on this yet it isn't proven to be what God represents.
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