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Angels For Those Who Don't Believe
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Is she trying to write "Heaven is for real II " without having to get resuscitated
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Bad Wolf
Compulsive procrastinator  Religious Views: Agnostic atheist, anti-theist, whovian, misanthrope?
That which holds the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel.
![[Image: 200.gif]](https://media1.giphy.com/media/oeLrjdhPn06NW/200.gif) What if we had ideas that could think for themselves? What if one day our dreams no longer needed us? When these things occur and are held to be true, the time will be upon us. The Time of Angels ![[Image: giphy.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=media.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FQfV28l4yMGmvS%2Fgiphy.gif) Anyone who doesn't watch doctor who must be a bit confused by now
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House “Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom "If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech  RE: Angels For Those Who Don't Believe
April 2, 2015 at 7:21 pm
(This post was last modified: April 2, 2015 at 7:23 pm by Alex K.)
(April 2, 2015 at 7:07 pm)Norman Humann Wrote:(April 2, 2015 at 7:01 pm)Alex K Wrote: Yeah seriously, almost perfect. The unfiltered truth as the deep water from which shallow religion protects and insulates I can totes be poetic if I choose to, and am in the mood. Let's try some aphorisms. Angels are the negation of God's power. Their necessity is the mark of a failed creation.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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...it is common knowledge that the upper third, centered in Flagstaff, is Alta Arizona; the lower third, centered in Tucson, is Baja Arizona; and the middle third, centered in Phoenix, is Caca Arizona. Simple as ABC...
http://www.bandersnatch.com/bajaz.htm
Bad Wolf
Compulsive procrastinator Religious Views: Agnostic atheist, anti-theist, whovian, misanthrope?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House “Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom "If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech (April 2, 2015 at 7:21 pm)Alex K Wrote: I can totes be poetic if I choose to, and am in the mood. Let's try some aphorisms. Tell you what: write ten more for good measure, combine them with your contribution to the never ending story and release a book. "Thoughts and codpieces" by Alex K, available in every self-respecting bookstore. I'm taking 25% for thinking of it.  Quote:My daughter has been told countless times, how her Father in Heaven loves and cherishes His beloved children. When I hear a story about some kid having a dream or vision about biblical angels, or Jesus, or womething like that WITHOUT being raised a christian, then I'll be impressed.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
If only fucking required intelligence. Then we wouldn't have these problems.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein 
Well, that's a minute I'll never get back again.
It's amazing to see the lengths theists go to to convince themselves that their make believe is real. "I've indoctrinated my kid from day one to believe in angels, and either through dreaming or through her natural child's imagination she thinks she saw some. It's divine, not psychology, you heathens!"
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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