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RE: Unbelievers, refute this argument!
April 14, 2015 at 9:53 am
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RE: Unbelievers, refute this argument!
April 14, 2015 at 9:56 am
(April 14, 2015 at 9:30 am)Chad32 Wrote: All glory to Russel's teapot!
In the name of the samovar, and the infusion, and the Holey Bag, perforated two thousand times for the refreshment of our sins.
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RE: Unbelievers, refute this argument!
April 14, 2015 at 9:58 am
Sounds OK to me, how much do I owe you?
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RE: Unbelievers, refute this argument!
April 14, 2015 at 10:11 am
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Very importantly, you would owe 20% of your income, and a camel. Failing that, a commensurate number of goats, women, and other assorted livestock.
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RE: Unbelievers, refute this argument!
April 14, 2015 at 10:16 am
If I can't verify the virginity of the camel and goats, is that a deal killer?
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RE: Unbelievers, refute this argument!
April 14, 2015 at 10:18 am
(April 14, 2015 at 10:16 am)Cato Wrote: If I can't verify the virginity of the camel and goats, is that a deal killer?
Only if the camel and goats aren't married.
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RE: Unbelievers, refute this argument!
April 14, 2015 at 10:27 am
I am comforted by the thought that when I die, there's a nice cuppa waiting for me and all my loved ones, provided by the perfect blend that resides within His Divine Chamber.
Therefore he must exist because it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, bro.
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RE: Unbelievers, refute this argument!
April 14, 2015 at 10:55 am
I haven't got any camels, have you got change for a rhino?
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RE: Unbelievers, refute this argument!
April 14, 2015 at 11:19 am
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Unbelievers, refute this argument!
April 14, 2015 at 11:51 am
(April 14, 2015 at 10:55 am)robvalue Wrote: I haven't got any camels, have you got change for a rhino?
No rhinos allowed.
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