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Dear Theists
#1
Dear Theists
State something to me in this thread worthy of me giving you a rep, and I will do so.  

If you are unaware of who I am, I am quite the anti-theist who equate religion to being delusional.  

Please, by all means, surprise me in a way that no theist in the history of my life has been capable of doing.

The catch is that I have never given a theist a rep on this forum.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#2
RE: Dear Theists
You have God's grace, and Christ's salvation. What more do you want?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#3
RE: Dear Theists
(April 14, 2015 at 11:16 pm)Chad32 Wrote: You have God's grace, and Christ's salvation. What more do you want?

Something worth more than empty words. 
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#4
RE: Dear Theists
You have a beautiful soul god doesn't want you to perish. Satan want's your soul jump to god for help.
If you love god he loves you back. Only through gods wisdom you will become the High Lander.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#5
RE: Dear Theists
More empty words emotionally driven to ensure maximum comfort rather than rationality.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#6
RE: Dear Theists
(April 14, 2015 at 11:24 pm)Sionnach Wrote: More empty words emotionally driven to ensure maximum comfort rather than rationality.

Not even the Highlander gave you a little chuckle? 
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#7
RE: Dear Theists
Never watched it.

Dear Theists,

I no longer threaten you to the hell in which you believe due to the ignorance you daily spout.

Rather, to make it worse for you, I will threaten you with nothingness upon your death.

Enjoy.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#8
RE: Dear Theists
Your life is meaningless and immoral without the teachings of this one holy book. Read, repent, and rejoice. The new Three R's. And these three actually all start with the letter R.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#9
RE: Dear Theists
(April 14, 2015 at 11:10 pm)Kitan Wrote: State something to me in this thread worthy of me giving you a rep, and I will do so.  

If you are unaware of who I am, I am quite the anti-theist who equate religion to being delusional.  

Please, by all means, surprise me in a way that no theist in the history of my life has been capable of doing.

The catch is that I have never given a theist a rep on this forum.
Jerkoff 
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal
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#10
RE: Dear Theists
I quite enjoy that Pizz, please continue so I can jizz in your hand.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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