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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 25, 2015 at 7:18 pm
(April 25, 2015 at 6:34 pm)professor Wrote: Wrd, maybe you missed my statement a page or so back that I am NOT a prophet.
I said I am a night watchman.
However, I do consider Jonathan a prophet, one of many I listen to.
Well, I
am a prophet, with a proven track record. Maybe you should start listening to me..?
(April 25, 2015 at 6:34 pm)professor Wrote: I agree, the clock is ticking.
Laugh while you can.
I have better ways of employing my time than giggling at clocks, thanks.
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 25, 2015 at 7:39 pm
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Coming around the time Obama decides to CGI his bonce being blown out.
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 25, 2015 at 7:56 pm
Iro, so who is doing the foil for Stimbo?
Dyre, which prophecies did Jesus not fit? You must have something in mind.
Seems to me, most of the bible's end time prophecies are still ahead.
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 25, 2015 at 9:18 pm
I need foil?
I'm a prophet, not a bar of Fruit & Nut.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 25, 2015 at 10:18 pm
(April 25, 2015 at 7:56 pm)professor Wrote: Iro, so who is doing the foil for Stimbo?
Dyre, which prophecies did Jesus not fit? You must have something in mind.
Seems to me, most of the bible's end time prophecies are still ahead.
How 'bout the one where he would be named Emmanuel?
Jeezly's story was bent and twisted to conform as best it could by the NT authors who had ready access to the writings in the OT. He didn't "fulfill" jack shit.
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