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Let's do an ice breaker!
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 RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
April 29, 2015 at 9:34 am
(This post was last modified: April 29, 2015 at 9:35 am by Alex K.)
When I was in school I wrote a diatribe for the student newspaper called "Manifesto for lefties' rights"
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (April 29, 2015 at 9:30 am)Alex K Wrote:(April 29, 2015 at 9:24 am)Pyrrho Wrote: Sure, the ice is broken. A couple of things that we have discovered are that Alex K is a British rocket scientist, though he likes to say he is a German physicist, to throw off stalkers. But his impeccable English, like a proper English gentleman, gives the game away. He really should be more careful about that, if he wants to keep the stalkers at bay, but using improper English is anathema to him, so he can't bring himself to do it for a sustained amount of time.Au contraire, my dear Pyrrho. I would never engage in tomfoolery such as this. Yeah, right: http://atheistforums.org/post-928698.html#pid928698 (April 29, 2015 at 9:30 am)Alex K Wrote: I am, in fact, perfectly German. Alas, I must bid you adieu, for a most delicious cucumber sandwich awaits me at the club. And thanks for proving me right, as I said that you claim to be German! But we all know, no German eats cucumber sandwiches! That is what British people do! We're still trying to figure out if you are married to polar bear or not: http://atheistforums.org/thread-32970-po...#pid930764 I think it might be one of your fiendishly clever ruses to throw us off track, but it might be the truth that you cleverly disguise as if it were something to throw us off the track! One can never tell with those British rocket scientists, as their minds have the cunning of a fox! "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
Oh dear, this is worse than that time we played truth or dare in Bletch.. I mean Berlin.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
April 29, 2015 at 9:51 am
(This post was last modified: April 29, 2015 at 10:14 am by Longhorn.)
(April 29, 2015 at 9:51 am)Neimenovic Wrote:(April 29, 2015 at 9:49 am)Alex K Wrote: Oh dear, this is worse than that time we played truth or dare in Bletch.. I mean Berlin. Me neither. No one yet has been able to prove that I am really German. I tell you, I am an American! "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
(April 29, 2015 at 10:45 am)Pyrrho Wrote:(April 29, 2015 at 9:51 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Oh yeah, and that was hardco- I mean, I don't know what you're talking about Well, then sing the pledge of allegiance to prove it!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
I sing the pledge of allegiance every day. And twice on Sundays!
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
April 29, 2015 at 1:33 pm
(This post was last modified: April 29, 2015 at 1:33 pm by Alex K.)
(April 29, 2015 at 1:28 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: I sing the pledge of allegiance every day. And twice on Sundays! Ha! Fool! Thou hast unwittingly betrayed thy true identity, for the pledge is spoken, not sung!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
In my part of America, we sing it!
I have just been pretending all of this time that I was an unbeliever, to infiltrate this godless commie site. I hold the Bible in one hand, and a rifle in the other, just like John Brown: ![[Image: John_Brown_Painting.JPG]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=upload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F1%2F15%2FJohn_Brown_Painting.JPG) Naturally, I use the King James Bible, just like God handed to Moses. I won't be rattled by a tea-drinking Englishman like you. Your rocket sciencey ways are the tools of the devil! We broke away from you Englishmen before, and we will do it again if need be. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
If we get to choose our nationalities, can I be... Swedish?
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
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