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Let's do an ice breaker!
#1
Let's do an ice breaker!
kidding, kidding

but, no, really

I've been here for the entirety of six days now, so you could say I'm a veteran [the crowd: who are you again?]

so let's all gather round and get to know each other, the drinks are complimentary, hugs are free

Hi, I'm 'vic and I'm a spy not here to collect intel

reasons to love me:

- I've made 2 funny jokes in my life, some people even laughed at one of them
- sometimes what I say makes sense if you think about it
- I've had some people tell me that I'm actually sorta not that bad from a distance when you get used to me
- I'll pay you (not really)

k, your turn
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#2
RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
I eat babies and fuck straight guys 2-5 years older than myself in their buttholes.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
Hahahahahaha God dammit, Vorlon.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#4
RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
i like long walks on the beach.
Drinking out of the skulls of my enemies
um hmm...
I'm not a half bad good i make mean baby back ribs from real babies.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#5
RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
(April 24, 2015 at 11:48 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I eat babies and fuck straight guys 2-5 years older than myself in their buttholes.

Tsk tsk tsk. Eating babies is such a bad habit.

(the 2-5 years is strangely specific...)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#6
RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
I know how to perform oral sex wonderfully

I have cute lips

I am extremely loyal

I'm not very judgemental
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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#7
RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
I'm not a bosnian spy.
I'm not female.
I'm not into appreciating the male form... I am, however, very much into appreciating the female form! Big Grin
I don't think, therefore, I am not.
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#8
RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
I'm a pretty weird guy myself but sometimes Vorlon makes me feel normal. And I HATE feeling that way. Thanks alot Vorlon!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#9
RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
kewl, now let's all sit around the fire and tell spooky stories

pass the s'mores
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#10
RE: Let's do an ice breaker!
As long as they're not Peeps s'mores. I'll go all Cornholio on you all if they're Peeps s'mores.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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