I don't care about the Royals.

[Iroscato]

I couldn't give less of a shit about the monarchy, the only feelings I have towards them are faint annoyance, growing stronger the more I think about them. They live in absolute opulence, they get the best of everything, and are fawned and held in adoration across the world.

What the fuck for, exactly? How did they earn this life of extravagent and total luxury? Being ready, willing and able to take one for the team and bang the right cousin at the right time, to preserve the bloodline? Their DNA's probably more messed up than the X-men, for the sake of fuck.

"Ooh, but they bring in lots of tourism and money for the country!"

So does Big Ben. How many times do you see news anchors the world over giving masturbatory adulations to Big Ben every time it squelches out a Little Ben? Just because the Royals happen to be squishy, living, parasitic humans does not entitle them to an endlessly wealthy, endlessly congratulatory circle-jerk of a life, not when there are people starving in the country.
Bastards.
(See? Now I'm fucking furious. Last time I give them another thought for a few weeks )

[zebo-the-fat]

They said on the news that this baby was 3 ounces heavier than the last one..... so what? how is this "news"? (maybe if it was 3 tons heavier..??)

[robvalue]

I agree, the royal family is of no interest to me.

I would be embarrassed being them, they're like a walking meseum of how things used to be. It's not their fault of course, being born into it. I've been quite impressed with how the current generation have done some really good things, going above and beyond what they would have needed to do.

I really don't understand the hysteria that surrounds them though. They're just a bunch of guys.

[Brian37]

I will give Brits one thing, more people do not think even if they jack off of Royal sperm, either way no one can argue that one family has a magic wand.

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[Saxmoof]

Can't we just sell them?

[abaris]

They said on the news that this baby was 3 ounces heavier than the last one..... so what?

Full of shit probably.

[Minimalist]

[vorlon13]

Hey!!

Prince Charles being recorded wanting to be Camilla's tampon was a key point in my progression towards godless atheism. Knowing Chuckie is gonna be head of the Church of England someday and possibly taking his oath (or whatever is involved) with tampon breath is worth quite a bit to me!!

[I_am_not_mafia]

A rich woman I will never meet has had a kid. So what? It happens thousands of times a day and will make no difference to my life.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/04/...1430561879

BREAKING NEWS: Woman Gives Birth To Second Baby

A married mother has given birth to her second child.


It comes following approximately nine months of pregnancy, a condition commonly caused by an act of unprotected sexual intercourse.
In 2013 the woman delivered her first child in similar circumstances.

[rexbeccarox]

A rich woman I will never meet has had a kid. So what? It happens thousands of times a day and will make no difference to my life.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/04/...1430561879

BREAKING NEWS: Woman Gives Birth To Second Baby

A married mother has given birth to her second child.


It comes following approximately nine months of pregnancy, a condition commonly caused by an act of unprotected sexual intercourse.
In 2013 the woman delivered her first child in similar circumstances.

That piece had to have been done by a disgruntled journalist.  "You want me to cover what?? The new royal baby?  Ok fine."