Atheist Jokes
May 3, 2015 at 7:36 pm
(This post was last modified: May 3, 2015 at 7:51 pm by z7z.)
Got Any Atheist Jokes?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Atch
Atch Who?
GOD BLESS YOU!!! (Use loud god voice and aim your hands at the person)
Atheist Psychiatrist Joke: What would happen if you gave Jesus Haldol (Strong Anti-Psychotic)?
He would stop hearing voices and go back to being a carpenter.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
Stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
If money is the root of all evil, why do they pass around a collection plate?
An agnostic, atheist, muslim, christian, hindu, jew, and buddhist all die in a plane crash? Who goes to heaven?
None, there's no such thing.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Atch
Atch Who?
GOD BLESS YOU!!! (Use loud god voice and aim your hands at the person)
Atheist Psychiatrist Joke: What would happen if you gave Jesus Haldol (Strong Anti-Psychotic)?
He would stop hearing voices and go back to being a carpenter.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
Stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
If money is the root of all evil, why do they pass around a collection plate?
An agnostic, atheist, muslim, christian, hindu, jew, and buddhist all die in a plane crash? Who goes to heaven?
None, there's no such thing.
