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Texas' Sexual Problem
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RE: Texas' Sexual Problem
(May 6, 2015 at 10:00 am)Alex K Wrote:
(May 6, 2015 at 9:58 am)pocaracas Wrote: hmmmm... if only there was some way of allowing those horny teenagers to have sex while preventing the spread of STDs...

Without making baby jesus cry? Fat chance. Also, it's more manly without condoms. Ideally it should be a virgin, too.

Doesn't baby jesus cry when you spread the devil's disease?
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#12
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I saw this and thought about posting it. I mean, it's just pure insanity to think that teenagers aren't going to have sex if you just tell them not to strongly enough. It's just basic biology that teenagers are going to be getting it on, but this is what you get when you have Christians telling them to repress one their most powerful biological urges right as it's starting to blossom. You may as well be telling them not to use the internet. They're just going to do it anyway.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(May 6, 2015 at 10:03 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(May 6, 2015 at 10:00 am)Alex K Wrote: Without making baby jesus cry? Fat chance. Also, it's more manly without condoms. Ideally it should be a virgin, too.

Doesn't baby jesus cry when you spread the devil's disease?

Think of it more as God's just punishment.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Texas' Sexual Problem
(May 6, 2015 at 9:58 am)pocaracas Wrote: hmmmm... if only there was some way of allowing those horny teenagers to have sex while preventing the spread of STDs...

By law you must wear seat belts, despite them not being 100% effective. Yet they want to argue against condoms and the pill partly because they aren't 100% effective.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(May 6, 2015 at 10:05 am)Chad32 Wrote:
(May 6, 2015 at 9:58 am)pocaracas Wrote: hmmmm... if only there was some way of allowing those horny teenagers to have sex while preventing the spread of STDs...

By law you must wear seat belts, despite them not being 100% effective. Yet they want to argue against condoms and the pill partly because they aren't 100% effective.

Recommending the use of condoms would be too much of an official endorsement of promiscuous sex. Driving itself is not discouraged, that's the difference.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#16
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promiscuous sex??

best kind !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#17
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It's not unhealthy to stop driving. It is unhealthy to almost never have sex. Even to the point of not masturbating.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#18
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The problem with Texas is that they are dicks.
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#19
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With chlamydia . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#20
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Abstinence-only sex education is one of the Republican's all-time, greatest hits of stupid ideas. Sternly tell a rebellious teenager who's brain is on vacation that he or she must not have sex - when their raging hormones, peers and popular culture are telling them the exact opposite - and they'll dutifully demure. Right. That might even be stupider than denying climate change. Dumb asses.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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