Texas' Sexual Problem

[robvalue]

Do they not remember about being a teen boy?  Speaking for myself, I would have done any girl (regardless of who they were or how they looked) if she would give it up.

My Mom, a devout christian, asked me one day when I came home from the Navy if I was still a virgin.  Baw hahahahaha.  Her mouth hit the floor when I told her I lost it in 9th grade with a girl from our church 

I originally read the start of the second paragraph as a list... *shudder*

My mom, a devout Christian, a moderate Muslim, a lost tourist, anyone really.

[polar bear]

If you divide Florida in half, the Northern part (hillbillies) would have a higher pregnancy rate.

[AFTT47]

If you divide Florida in half, the Northern part (hillbillies) would have a higher pregnancy rate.

Probably the inland areas too. It's totally different once you get far from the coasts.

[Jericho]

My Mom, a devout christian, asked me one day when I came home from the Navy if I was still a virgin.  Baw hahahahaha.  Her mouth hit the floor when I told her I lost it in 9th grade with a girl from our church 

My mom still thinks I am a virgin, which is funny. For one, there aren't many virgins in the military (let alone the Navy). Or at least not many that I have encountered. The second funny part is the fact that I lived in the same apartment as my ex (girlfriend at the time) for 2 years. How could she possibly think I didn't sleep with her once?

[robvalue]

Mums have a very rose-tinted view of things I think. My mum still talks to me like I'm 5 years old.