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RE: Movies that just suck.
June 1, 2015 at 3:57 pm
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(June 1, 2015 at 1:53 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: The Harry Hill movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3013528/
I lasted about twenty minutes before abandoning it, as long as was humanly possible, Jack Bauer could use this to get the location of the bomb from terrorists.
Just looking at that imdb page lets me know that folks overseas aren't afraid to use Hollywood's formula of appealing to the lowest common denominator.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
June 1, 2015 at 8:35 pm
I can answer that in two words:
Spice World.
Quote:As if serious film critics could do anything about it, here they are: Melanie Brown, Emma Bunton, Melanie Chisholm, Geri Halliwell and Victoria Adams. Add three stars if you can match the name with the nickname, an activity more exciting than the movie.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
July 1, 2015 at 9:59 am
There are tons of movies that suck. Starting with all the romantic crap, going through "American Pie" (yuck!) arriving to all the soap operas regardless of the country of origin.
To me all the movies that are not [sci-fi/fantasy/automobiles action/horror] suck.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
July 1, 2015 at 10:36 am
Have the Twilight movies made an appearance in this thread, or am I the only person in the forums who was forced to suffer through them?
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RE: Movies that just suck.
July 1, 2015 at 10:39 am
You're probably the only one masochistic enough to sit through them all.
My wife kept telling me I would like the first one, and I only made it through about 15 minutes.
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Movies that just suck.
July 1, 2015 at 12:36 pm
Wayne's World was funny when it came out but sucks as an old rerun.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
July 1, 2015 at 12:50 pm
Cloverfield. It just felt like Godzilla with fleas to me.
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