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Movies that just suck.
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 (May 19, 2015 at 3:26 pm)cocunningham Wrote:(May 19, 2015 at 3:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Waterworld. That's a pretty damn low bar you've set there. Kevin Costner has, to my knowledge, only made three films that I don't want to unsee. 
Tin Cup
Field of Dreams Bull Durham Dances with Wolves A Perfect World Open Range?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
There are many cineastic turds that suck donkey dick. Polished for that matter.
I wonder why noone mentioned the "war is fun" diarrhea of the 80ies and 90ies. Such as Officer and Gentleman, Top Gun and later on Spielberg's Private Ryan. Or the Pearl Harbor from the Bushy years. These are propaganda at it's purest and rival Goebbels productions. ![[Image: Bumper+Sticker+-+Asheville+-+Praise+Dog3.JPG]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-d-3rfdI7nG0%2FTerwtFyFXoI%2FAAAAAAAACak%2F7kFSmHeVrng%2Fs320%2FBumper%2BSticker%2B-%2BAsheville%2B-%2BPraise%2BDog3.JPG)
 (May 18, 2015 at 2:45 pm)KUSA Wrote: Mad Max Fury Road. Just saw Mad Max this weekend and your absolutely right! No story line at all, if I had not seen the originals I would of had no idea what was going on.  RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 6:23 pm
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2015 at 6:25 pm by Exian.)
(May 19, 2015 at 6:19 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(May 19, 2015 at 6:17 pm)Exian Wrote: Tin Cup Ah, they're pretty good. A Perfect World may be just nostalgia. Gives me the same feeling as Lean on Me and Shawshank. As a kid, it was "that one movie with the kid wearing a Casper mask." Open Range was kind of a sleeper hit for me. There was zero word on it, and it came out at an odd time for westerns. It turned out to be completely kick ass. If its on I watch it, Tombstone style. He was also recently in a hitman movie that I remember not hating. Mr...something.  RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 6:47 pm
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2015 at 7:27 pm by Alex K.)
(May 19, 2015 at 6:18 pm)abaris Wrote: There are many cineastic turds that suck donkey dick. Polished for that matter. I agree completely. Except that Top Gun is one of my embarrassing secret pleasures, and imho simply an Air ForceNavy recruitment commercial and not as propagandistic as the others.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Okay, next motherfucker that disparages Top Gun is getting banned.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  (May 19, 2015 at 6:47 pm)Alex K Wrote:(May 19, 2015 at 6:18 pm)abaris Wrote: There are many cineastic turds that suck donkey dick. Polished for that matter. Air Force? As a person that served in the USN, I resent that. |
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