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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2015 at 7:19 pm by Alex K.)
Lol, I have an ally in tacky cult classics!
(May 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm)KUSA Wrote: (May 19, 2015 at 6:47 pm)Alex K Wrote: I agree completely. Except that Top Gun is one of my embarrassing secret pleasures, and imho simply an Air Force recruitment commercial and not as propagandistic as the others.
Air Force? As a person that served in the USN, I resent that.
Oops, you're right, Navy of course, I apologize. They all look alike to me
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 7:55 pm
Almost any jesus-themed movie. Pious, over-acted, silly shit.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 8:09 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 6:18 pm)abaris Wrote: There are many cineastic turds that suck donkey dick. Polished for that matter.
I wonder why noone mentioned the "war is fun" diarrhea of the 80ies and 90ies. Such as Officer and Gentleman, Top Gun and later on Spielberg's Private Ryan. Or the Pearl Harbor from the Bushy years.
These are propaganda at it's purest and rival Goebbels productions.
Um, if you thought "Saving Private Ryan" was a "war is fun" movie, you weren't paying attention. WWII veterans had flashbacks from the opening D-Day scenes because it was so realistic. One of the greats, IMO.
As far as the Matrix movies go, the second one was so bad that I refuse to watch the third.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 8:33 pm
X-Men 3 sucked... damn they masfe a misake bringing in tha new director instead of the old one
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 8:39 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 8:33 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: X-Men 3 sucked... damn they masfe a misake bringing in tha new director instead of the old one
Brian Singer left the project on his own to do "Superman Returns."
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 8:44 pm
Traitor to Marvel, that makes me anfry lmao
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 9:25 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 7:15 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Okay, next motherfucker that disparages Top Gun is getting banned.
I would never disparage that pile of shit.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 9:28 pm
Any movie with Tom Cruise deserves all the disparagement it can get.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 9:30 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 9:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Any movie with Tom Cruise deserves all the disparagement it can get.
I dunno I liked last samurai. Although it was despite him rather than because of him.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 10:38 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 9:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (May 19, 2015 at 7:15 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Okay, next motherfucker that disparages Top Gun is getting banned.
I would never disparage that pile of shit.
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