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Movies that just suck.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 6:09 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 3:26 pm)cocunningham Wrote:
(May 19, 2015 at 3:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Waterworld.

That was one expensive turd of a film.

Lol was better than the postman

That's a pretty damn low bar you've set there.

Kevin Costner has, to my knowledge, only made three films that I don't want to unsee.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 6:17 pm
Tin Cup
Field of Dreams
Bull Durham
Dances with Wolves
A Perfect World
Open Range?
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 6:18 pm
There are many cineastic turds that suck donkey dick. Polished for that matter.

I wonder why noone mentioned the "war is fun" diarrhea of the 80ies and 90ies. Such as Officer and Gentleman, Top Gun and later on Spielberg's Private Ryan. Or the Pearl Harbor from the Bushy years.

These are propaganda at it's purest and rival Goebbels productions.
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#64
RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 6:19 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 6:17 pm)Exian Wrote: Tin Cup
Field of Dreams
Bull Durham
Dances with Wolves
A Perfect World
Open Range?

Fell asleep during "Dances with Wolves" and I didn't see the last two.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 6:19 pm
(May 18, 2015 at 2:45 pm)KUSA Wrote: Mad Max Fury Road.

Screw this movie! It had no story line just maddening action.

I loved the originals but this movie gets two thumbs down!

Just saw Mad Max this weekend and your absolutely right! No story line at all, if I had not seen the originals I would of had no idea what was going on.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 6:23 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 6:17 pm)Exian Wrote: Tin Cup
Field of Dreams
Bull Durham
Dances with Wolves
A Perfect World
Open Range?

He should stick to baseball. I also enjoyed For Love of the Game.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 6:23 pm (This post was last modified: May 19, 2015 at 6:25 pm by Exian.)
(May 19, 2015 at 6:19 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 19, 2015 at 6:17 pm)Exian Wrote: Tin Cup
Field of Dreams
Bull Durham
Dances with Wolves
A Perfect World
Open Range?

Fell asleep during "Dances with Wolves" and I didn't see the last two.

Ah, they're pretty good. A Perfect World may be just nostalgia. Gives me the same feeling as Lean on Me and Shawshank. As a kid, it was "that one movie with the kid wearing a Casper mask."

Open Range was kind of a sleeper hit for me. There was zero word on it, and it came out at an odd time for westerns. It turned out to be completely kick ass. If its on I watch it, Tombstone style.
He was also recently in a hitman movie that I remember not hating. Mr...something.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 6:47 pm (This post was last modified: May 19, 2015 at 7:27 pm by Alex K.)
(May 19, 2015 at 6:18 pm)abaris Wrote: There are many cineastic turds that suck donkey dick. Polished for that matter.

I wonder why noone mentioned the "war is fun" diarrhea of the 80ies and 90ies. Such as Officer and Gentleman, Top Gun and later on Spielberg's Private Ryan. Or the Pearl Harbor from the Bushy years.

These are propaganda at it's purest and rival Goebbels productions.

I agree completely. Except that Top Gun is one of my embarrassing secret pleasures, and imho simply an Air ForceNavy recruitment commercial and not as propagandistic as the others.
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RE: Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 7:15 pm
Okay, next motherfucker that disparages Top Gun is getting banned.
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Movies that just suck.
May 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 6:47 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(May 19, 2015 at 6:18 pm)abaris Wrote: There are many cineastic turds that suck donkey dick. Polished for that matter.

I wonder why noone mentioned the "war is fun" diarrhea of the 80ies and 90ies. Such as Officer and Gentleman, Top Gun and later on Spielberg's Private Ryan. Or the Pearl Harbor from the Bushy years.

These are propaganda at it's purest and rival Goebbels productions.

I agree completely. Except that Top Gun is one of my embarrassing secret pleasures, and imho simply an Air Force recruitment commercial and not as propagandistic as the others.

Air Force? As a person that served in the USN, I resent that.
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