Can you have a vertical position on horizontal rock crushing? I see no evidence of rocks or crushing.
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Converting to Atheism?
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 (May 30, 2015 at 9:01 am)Exian Wrote:(May 30, 2015 at 2:23 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: What makes you think Exian is on your side? After all, we're Cavs buddies. And freakin' 'Murricans! Et tu, Brute? I just have faith that it is a mobile rock crusher. Wouldnt it be better if it were? 
Sorry Steely, it's a sorter if I ever saw one
Mobile crushers, huh? One can dream 
did you just do motorhead's "it's a bomber"?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (May 30, 2015 at 1:11 am)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: 5. And finally, does regurgitating witty one-liners like "God is just as real as unicorns, fairies, and the flying spaghetti monster" score me any intellectual points?[/b] Are you fucking kidding me? This scoring comes with my fourth line on the ice. Not my problem they're shooting at an empty net. Perhaps you should get your goalie on the ice, but we both know you can't.  (May 30, 2015 at 9:01 am)Exian Wrote: Woops! I'm late to the party. That's definitely a sorter. Now that's a sassy frood who knows where his crusher is!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Hmmmm... Another divisive issue. BrimmingIntellectual? What say you? Settle this for us pleeeeeeeaaase! Alex and I say it's a sorter, while Steel and Google say its a mobile crusher.
Not to unfairly sway you, but on one side you have a German physicist and an asphalt/aggregate technician, and on the other side, a rocket scientist and a search engine. Please choose wisely.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:56 am
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 RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:58 am
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I think he's ready to know the secret... Ok, if you want to join our cult first there's a set of rituals you need to go trough... First, you need to make a human sacrifice, and it must be a theist - If it's a fundamentalist religious person it's better, but any theist will be enough. Second, you must cut yourself, drink your own blood and pick an atheist god for yourself while you do so (at the same time say the words "I swear to fight for X person with my life and death". Finally, you will need to be brainwashed by a special machine we constructed to instil hate and anger towards everyone who isn't an atheist. And that begs the question, are you ready for this?
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
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