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Converting to Atheism?
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#101
RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:11 pm
(May 30, 2015 at 2:44 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(May 30, 2015 at 1:38 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART

Search your feelings, you know it to be true! Join me, and we shall rule the galaxy as Spy and Space Nut...

Don't sweet talk me, it might work! Panic
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#102
RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:14 pm
(May 30, 2015 at 2:53 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(May 30, 2015 at 2:52 pm)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: Again, I am getting quite hostile vibes all around. I'm not sure why any of you feel threatened enough to attempt to assert your pseudo-images of dominance, but I'll try to get accustomed to it. I want to fit it in, so it seems I need to raise my self-importance higher than Kanye West levels.

And yet...you are an idiot.

I believe the average Atheist response to this would be something like: NO YOU ARE THE IDIOT, I HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED A MORON SO INCAPABLE OF SIMPLE LOGIC AND REASONING IN ALL MY DAYS. 

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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:16 pm
(May 30, 2015 at 3:14 pm)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote:
(May 30, 2015 at 2:53 pm)Iroscato Wrote: And yet...you are an idiot.

I believe the average Atheist response to this would be something like: NO YOU ARE THE IDIOT, I HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED A MORON SO INCAPABLE OF SIMPLE LOGIC AND REASONING IN ALL MY DAYS. 

Did I nail it?  Big Grin
Not as hard as I nailed your mum.
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#104
RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:16 pm
(May 30, 2015 at 2:52 pm)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: Again, I am getting quite hostile vibes all around. I'm not sure why any of you feel threatened enough to attempt to assert your pseudo-images of dominance, but I'll try to get accustomed to it. I want to fit it in, so it seems I need to raise my self-importance higher than Kanye West levels.

Ok, good we're getting somewhere. First order of business is telling us atheists where you stand on optimal rock crushing equipment.

From there we can evaluate your character. There will be a shadowy vote, and depending on whether your opinion is correct or not, you might be allowed to become an atheist.
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:23 pm
Ahh, right! That manipulating space enthusiast clouded my thinking with promises of power for a sec, but let's get back to business: what is your preferred rock crushing equipment, OP?
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#106
RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:24 pm
(May 30, 2015 at 3:16 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(May 30, 2015 at 3:14 pm)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: I believe the average Atheist response to this would be something like: NO YOU ARE THE IDIOT, I HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED A MORON SO INCAPABLE OF SIMPLE LOGIC AND REASONING IN ALL MY DAYS. 

Did I nail it?  Big Grin
Not as hard as I nailed your mum.
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Is fantasying about nailing a random guy's mom a common thing for an Atheist to do? 
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:31 pm
Can I feed my lame Crusher to one of your cool crushers?

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#108
RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:34 pm
You can use my cool Ultron looking model.


@RimmingIntellectual, I notice that you're suspiciously silent about rock crushers. Maye this site isn't for you.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:42 pm
(May 30, 2015 at 3:23 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Ahh, right! That manipulating space enthusiast clouded my thinking with promises of power for a sec, but let's get back to business: what is your preferred rock crushing equipment, OP?

Manipulating? My intentions are pure, and my plans are vast. I have all the necessary shipbuilding contracts, research facilities and maniacal-laughter training down, all I need is a distinguished intelligence operative to act as my master of whispers...Tongue
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:56 pm (This post was last modified: May 30, 2015 at 3:58 pm by Faith No More.)
(May 30, 2015 at 2:52 pm)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: Again, I am getting quite hostile vibes all around. I'm not sure why any of you feel threatened enough to attempt to assert your pseudo-images of dominance, but I'll try to get accustomed to it. I want to fit it in, so it seems I need to raise my self-importance higher than Kanye West levels.

Your hostility detector must be broken, because all you're getting is contempt towards a troll that lacks so much imagination that it can't stand out from the dozens of other trolls we get on a weekly basis saying the exact same thing. I swear that theism just erases a person's ability to use their creativity.

The only true hostility you'll receive is if you claim that picture is a rock crusher.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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