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RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
June 5, 2015 at 10:01 am
Replace the "drinking fence" with Doug's garage, and it's pretty damn close. Haha
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RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
June 5, 2015 at 2:04 pm
I said no, not because I think Flanders would be too obnoxious, but because it would mean I have to have a neighbor. I've got a huge property, my closest neighbor is more than a half-mile away and I want to keep it that way.
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RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
June 6, 2015 at 4:56 am
That kind of crap happens when shows go on too long...
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RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
June 6, 2015 at 5:04 am
I vote no as well. He's a nice friendly guy, but all that saccharine sweetness is clearly holding in a lot of repressed tension. It's got to come out in some way, and when that puppy blows it's a doozy, as some episodes have shown. Not too sure I'd want a front-page national headline for a neighbour.
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RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
June 6, 2015 at 11:56 pm
Great neighbor! Let's you barrow all his stuff and pushes his faith so gently its easy to forgive that.
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RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
June 7, 2015 at 12:03 am
Dude's probably a serial killer. Pass.
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RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
June 7, 2015 at 3:25 am
Yes! He would let me borrow all of the left handed little gadgets he has and maybe I would even return them!
He really does seem like a nice enough guy.