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Poll: Ned Flanders as your neighbourino?
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No
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Not Sure
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Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
#11
RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
Replace the "drinking fence" with Doug's garage, and it's pretty damn close. Haha
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#12
RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
I said no, not because I think Flanders would be too obnoxious, but because it would mean I have to have a neighbor.  I've got a huge property, my closest neighbor is more than a half-mile away and I want to keep it that way.
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#13
RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
(June 5, 2015 at 3:54 am)MrNoMorePropaganda Wrote: If you don't know who Ned Flanders is, he's the neighbour of the Simpsons family from the cartoon The Simpsons.

I actually wouldn't mind having Ned Flanders as a neighbour. I think he's a nice man. He'd be better than the neighbours I have at the moment, that's for sure.

The earlier Ned Flanders I'd be fine with. Later he kind of went crazy for a while, to the point where TV Tropes calls it Flanderization when a certain trait overshadows all others for a character.
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#14
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That kind of crap happens when shows go on too long...
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#15
RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
I vote no as well. He's a nice friendly guy, but all that saccharine sweetness is clearly holding in a lot of repressed tension. It's got to come out in some way, and when that puppy blows it's a doozy, as some episodes have shown. Not too sure I'd want a front-page national headline for a neighbour.
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#16
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Great neighbor! Let's you barrow all his stuff and pushes his faith so gently its easy to forgive that.
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#17
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Dude's probably a serial killer.  Pass.
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#18
RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
Yes! He would let me borrow all of the left handed little gadgets he has and maybe I would even return them!

He really does seem like a nice enough guy.
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#19
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(June 7, 2015 at 3:25 am)Kitty Galore Wrote: Yes! He would let me borrow all of the left handed little gadgets he has and maybe I would even return them!

He really does seem like a nice enough guy.

That what I was thinking. I'm left handed too so if he started up the Leftorium again I'd be a loyal customer. I've always wondered about who lives the other side if the Simpson's house. We don't get much on that neighbour. Or maybe I've just not been paying enough attention?

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#20
RE: Poll: Ned Flanders as your Neighbourino?
(June 7, 2015 at 12:03 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Dude's probably a serial killer.  Pass.

Oh? I'm in then~
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