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BLASPHEMY!
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BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:02 pm
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:03 pm
'The company insists the noodles are safe'

Phew.....the poor little things, they must be terrified
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:04 pm (This post was last modified: June 16, 2015 at 12:10 pm by Chad32.)
Persecution of noodles is a sad thing. May He protect His people from the Noodlecaust.
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:15 pm
Help, the sacred word of the FSM is being persecuted! Panic
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:16 pm
Ramen.
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:17 pm
*pun involving noodles*

*cue laughter*
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:22 pm
[Image: noodles-everywhere_c_139365.jpg]
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 17, 2015 at 6:02 am
I don't believe it unless there is some sataycian of the sources...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 17, 2015 at 8:05 am
50m for Nestle Maggi is probably only one or two days production.  Maybe a week if they use the facility for any other products.  Don;t yall worry, Nestle is like the Catholic Church of Noodledom, their cup runneth over.
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 17, 2015 at 9:33 am
This from the country where people have to literally be forced to use toilets?

Indians have very odd and very disparate standards of safety and hygiene, speaking from experience.
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