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Mick Jagger brings me back to christianity
July 2, 2015 at 3:00 pm
First of all, If you get a chance to see the Rolling Stones on probably their last tour...DO IT
As I was watching a 70+ Mick running around dancing for over 3 hours straight it came to me, he had sold his soul to the devil!
So, I thought, if there is in fact a devil, there has to be a gawd. I am too afraid of the devil so I am now a Rolling Stones xtian!!!!!
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RE: Mick Jagger brings me back to christianity
July 2, 2015 at 3:05 pm
Nah, Mick's just on a mix of vitamins, drugs, alcohol, and Viagra-b (it's like ordinary Viagra but much stronger and keeps the whole body erect).
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RE: Mick Jagger brings me back to christianity
July 2, 2015 at 4:08 pm
Saw them back in 95. Even back then I wondered how a 52 year old could jump around like that. More so, since I'm 52 myself.
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RE: Mick Jagger brings me back to christianity
July 2, 2015 at 5:07 pm
Of course, here's the evidence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
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RE: Mick Jagger brings me back to christianity
July 2, 2015 at 6:11 pm
My wife and her sister went last weekend in KC, I was dog sitting. Woof!
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RE: Mick Jagger brings me back to christianity
July 2, 2015 at 6:37 pm
I still love the name the color commentator for the Superbowl that had them at halftime hung on them. The Strolling Bones.
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RE: Mick Jagger brings me back to christianity
July 2, 2015 at 6:49 pm
(July 2, 2015 at 6:37 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: I still love the name the color commentator for the Superbowl that had them at halftime hung on them. The Strolling Bones.
I've been calling them that for years.
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RE: Mick Jagger brings me back to christianity
July 3, 2015 at 2:47 pm
The trick is that he has stayed active and has not let body deteriorate too much. If you keep active and do not do anything too destructive of your body, and are not too unlucky (like getting a disease that cripples you or getting hit by a bus), you, too, can be active when old.
For many people, this means watching what one eats, as well as getting enough exercise. Most Americans do not do that, and so they cannot match Mick Jagger's activities at his age. He would not be able to dance around for 3 hours if he were carrying an extra 100 pounds of fat. Nor could he dance around for 3 hours if he did nothing but sit on his couch watching TV or posting online.
So, the way to be able-bodied when old is simple. But most people will not do what is necessary and therefore will not be.
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