Alligator Kills Man
July 5, 2015 at 12:04 am
(This post was last modified: July 5, 2015 at 12:07 am by Nope.)
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Alligator Kills Man
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shocking and sad
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
What gets me about this kind of thing is that it's ALWAYS a guy. Anytime you hear that somebody jumped the fence at the local zoo and tried to wrestle down the leopard (and is now in the ER getting 950 stitches), there is no need to inquire about the sex of the individual. It's a man - ten out of ten times. When will we learn? You don't fuck the alligator. The alligator fucks you.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
What did he think would happen? The alligator would be all like 'sup?', hi5 him and they'd go for a beer together later? Wtf!
This is so infuriating, because his death could have easily been prevented by, you know, thinking -_-
That poor marina worker is now traumatized having had to see him pulled under not once but three times . Seriously sad sad sad how selfish risk tards can be!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
Hey the guy was obviously on a mission to win his Darwin award. I hope he is awarded one.
Tragic but incredibly stupid
![]() I hope they didn't kill the alligator for this. RE: Alligator Kills Man
July 5, 2015 at 2:54 am
(This post was last modified: July 5, 2015 at 2:55 am by Alex K.)
Ok, two things come to mind,
- The article talks about a crocodile, which is it? I'd be less surprised by this sad outcome if it was a croc. - When I was at the UF Gainesville I realized that UFloridans have a very natural relationship to their Gators. Until they are too large, they roam freely on campus (there was a small one in the pond in front of the physics bldg), and bigger ones are scattered through the creeks on campus. I'm not aware of any incidents. Gators don't tend to be super aggressive towards large animals like us. Most deadly incidents where one knows what happenef, and there have only been a baker's dozen in my lifetime afaik are of the kind described in the article.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
RE: Alligator Kills Man
July 5, 2015 at 3:25 am
(This post was last modified: July 5, 2015 at 3:27 am by Alex K.)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Damn private armed mobs forming spontaneously, hate it when that happens
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