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so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
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so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
July 12, 2015 at 11:14 pm
What is the first thing you're going to do in heaven.

Mine - kick god dead straight in the nuts or you know have a very angry rant which ever comes first.
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RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
July 12, 2015 at 11:17 pm
Start probing boundaries.

Can I still kill myself?
Can I find the other gates to heaven and start pushing angels out?
How far does free will work in the afterlife?
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
July 12, 2015 at 11:17 pm
I suppose I'd wonder what famous people got in!
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RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
July 12, 2015 at 11:21 pm
Organize to takeover.
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RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
July 12, 2015 at 11:29 pm (This post was last modified: July 12, 2015 at 11:45 pm by ignoramus.)
Play the harp and have endless conversations with CL and my cat friends.
OMG!, what if CL was worshipping the "wrong" God!

Beccs, CM, Kitty, it looks like it might be just us! FSM Grin
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July 12, 2015 at 11:32 pm
(July 12, 2015 at 11:17 pm)JuliaL Wrote: Start probing boundaries.

Can I still kill myself?
Can I find the other gates to heaven and start pushing angels out?
How far does free will work in the afterlife?

Pretty sure you would end up in super heaven for doing that and you get to meet gods god
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July 12, 2015 at 11:44 pm (This post was last modified: July 12, 2015 at 11:45 pm by JuliaL.)
(July 12, 2015 at 11:32 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(July 12, 2015 at 11:17 pm)JuliaL Wrote: Start probing boundaries.

Can I still kill myself?
Can I find the other gates to heaven and start pushing angels out?
How far does free will work in the afterlife?

Pretty sure you would end up in super heaven for doing that and you get to meet gods god

Cool beans.
Can I then ask the uber-god to give YHWH a wedgie just for being such a dick?
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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July 12, 2015 at 11:47 pm
(July 12, 2015 at 11:44 pm)JuliaL Wrote:
(July 12, 2015 at 11:32 pm)dyresand Wrote: Pretty sure you would end up in super heaven for doing that and you get to meet gods god

Cool beans.
Can I then ask the uber-god to give YHWH a wedgie just for being such a dick?

Yep and a spanking
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RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
July 13, 2015 at 12:24 am
Wait till you get a load of God's God.
When he read the OT, he said:

Oh, these young one's have got it easy these days.
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