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so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
#1
so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
What is the first thing you're going to do in heaven.

Mine - kick god dead straight in the nuts or you know have a very angry rant which ever comes first.
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#2
RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
Start probing boundaries.

Can I still kill myself?
Can I find the other gates to heaven and start pushing angels out?
How far does free will work in the afterlife?
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#3
RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
I suppose I'd wonder what famous people got in!
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#4
RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
Organize to takeover.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#5
RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
Play the harp and have endless conversations with CL and my cat friends.
OMG!, what if CL was worshipping the "wrong" God!

Beccs, CM, Kitty, it looks like it might be just us! FSM Grin
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
(July 12, 2015 at 11:17 pm)JuliaL Wrote: Start probing boundaries.

Can I still kill myself?
Can I find the other gates to heaven and start pushing angels out?
How far does free will work in the afterlife?

Pretty sure you would end up in super heaven for doing that and you get to meet gods god
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
(July 12, 2015 at 11:32 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(July 12, 2015 at 11:17 pm)JuliaL Wrote: Start probing boundaries.

Can I still kill myself?
Can I find the other gates to heaven and start pushing angels out?
How far does free will work in the afterlife?

Pretty sure you would end up in super heaven for doing that and you get to meet gods god

Cool beans.
Can I then ask the uber-god to give YHWH a wedgie just for being such a dick?
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
(July 12, 2015 at 11:44 pm)JuliaL Wrote:
(July 12, 2015 at 11:32 pm)dyresand Wrote: Pretty sure you would end up in super heaven for doing that and you get to meet gods god

Cool beans.
Can I then ask the uber-god to give YHWH a wedgie just for being such a dick?

Yep and a spanking
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: so you're in heaven now what? - coming soon so you're in hell now what v2
Wait till you get a load of God's God.
When he read the OT, he said:

Oh, these young one's have got it easy these days.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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