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Jesus' Second Coming
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Jesus' Second Coming



Count me in!
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Looking to nailed?
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What a vacuous thread.
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(searching for Mary Magdalene porn)

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She never made porn, she's a virgin.
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Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(June 14, 2020 at 5:29 pm)no one Wrote: She never made porn, she's a virgin.

According to the magic book, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. Mary, the mother of jesus, was a rape victim. By a magic spook, no less.

Isn't scripture a bucket of family values.

(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.
Yup. All hat and no cattle.
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(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

And then expect a bail out as well!




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(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

The one I keep reading is "don't stick your dick in crazy".
Sanity adjacent.


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(June 15, 2020 at 2:15 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

And then expect a bail out as well!

Mate, tell me about it!

They cancelled my flight (booked 3 weeks earlier!) So I quickly booked with the big fat red kangaroo, and a few days later, they cancelled our flight also.
I was so angry. Rang Virgin back out of desperation, paid double the price and got another flight which suited.
They said, you'll be right now, all flights are being subsidized by the tax payer!
If that ain't getting screwed over by a virgin, I don't know what is Dunno

I'm predicting 30% of all airlines will not survive the next 2-3 years. Including Virgin.
Second wave coming, 20-25% of all jobs aren't there to come back to, most homeowners struggling with mortgage, etc

(Over 100,000 businesses in the US have shut up shop permanently)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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