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Pastor Stephen Anderson wants non-heterosexuals dead.
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RE: Pastor Stephen Anderson wants non-heterosexuals dead.
From his sermons: Men, god demands that you stand to pee! Also, the New King James version of the bible was written by males not men. In Germany, you aren't allowed to pee standing up. In people's house, there are signs prohibiting people from standing up. According to pastor Anderson, no men pee standing up in Germany and that is coming to America! Oh, Noes! Pastor Anderson is going to tell the German people he is a man not a male because he is going to stand to pee!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc3gvJ_RPdE
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#42
RE: Pastor Stephen Anderson wants non-heterosexuals dead.
I wonder if, being a real man, he's following this to the letter.

Quote:Deuteronomy 23:13

and you shall have a spade among your tools, and it shall be when you sit down outside, you shall dig with it and shall turn to cover up your excrement.

- See more at: http://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/De...gGrEV.dpuf
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RE: Pastor Stephen Anderson wants non-heterosexuals dead.
(July 15, 2015 at 9:05 am)Nope Wrote: From his sermons: Men, god demands that you stand to pee! Also, the New King James version of the bible was written by males not men. In Germany, you aren't allowed to pee standing up. In people's house, there are signs prohibiting people from standing up. According to pastor Anderson, no men pee standing up in Germany and that is coming to America! Oh, Noes! Pastor Anderson is going to tell the German people he is a man not a male because he is going to stand to pee!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc3gvJ_RPdE

I have been to Germany and, not surprisingly, I visited some public restrooms.  They have urinals, and men use them the normal way, while standing up.

I do not recall seeing any signs as he describes (I was there a long time ago), but they probably do not want people to stand up to pee in a toilet-stool, because too many men misdirect their piss and would piss on the seat.  So it is a question of hygiene, not a problem with men standing to pee per se.


Edited to add:

And obviously, equating manhood with standing to pee is just silly.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Pastor Stephen Anderson wants non-heterosexuals dead.
(July 15, 2015 at 10:41 am)Pyrrho Wrote: I do not recall seeing any signs as he describes (I was there a long time ago), but they probably do not want people to stand up to pee in a toilet-stool, because too many men misdirect their piss and would piss on the seat.  So it is a question of hygiene, not a problem with men standing to pee per se.

There's also been a pretty recent trial in Germany. Couldn't find any english translation. Otherwise I would have posted it because it's pretty hilarious.

A home owner sued his tenant because he literally dulled the marble floor in the bathroom by pissing all over it. The judge however ruled in favor of the tenant and in his reasoning he claimed, men couldn't be expected to sit down because they're not yet fully evolved.
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RE: Pastor Stephen Anderson wants non-heterosexuals dead.
(July 15, 2015 at 8:55 am)Pyrrho Wrote:
(July 15, 2015 at 3:23 am)robvalue Wrote: I'm sad to say that I think some members of this forum would agree with him. I hope I am wrong about that.

I don't think you are wrong.  We have members trying to justify murder and rape after all.  

(For those not familiar with the relevant threads, they do this because the Bible god commands these things, and they are insisting that the Bible god is good.  That is the motivation for them to try to rationalize murder and rape.)

Dusty points out that they might accidentally be worshipping satan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj21A3pIGRU

lol I'm obsessed with CultOfDusty.
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