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Atheism the unscientific belief (part one, two, and three)
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Nah, that's the spinoff, or the shitty reboot. The direct sequel is one girl, two cups.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Atheism. The UNscientific belief (part two)
November 19, 2015 at 10:50 am
(This post was last modified: November 19, 2015 at 10:52 am by Homeless Nutter.)
(November 19, 2015 at 10:37 am)Stimbo Wrote: Nah, that's the spinoff, or the shitty reboot. The direct sequel is one girl, two cups.  You, Sir, have a future as a Hollywood producer. And anyway - I think Disney owns "Two Girls, One Cup" ('cause they own everything) and they'd never let us use it...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
RE: Atheism. The UNscientific belief (part two)
November 19, 2015 at 11:08 am
(This post was last modified: November 19, 2015 at 11:10 am by Cyberman.)
I can just see it:
Disney/Pixar presents Tim Burton's "Two Girls, One Cup". Starring the voices of Natalie Portman, Catherine Zeta Jones, and Johnny Depp as "McFlurry".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (November 19, 2015 at 11:08 am)Stimbo Wrote: I can just see it: Need moar Helena Bonham-Carter. ![[Image: rySLj1k.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FrySLj1k.png) If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
I heard they bought the rights from George Lucas. He was going to digitally insert his penis into both the girls and the cup, but then his d*ck stopped working and he lost interest. So basically - the same story as with "Star Wars".
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
 (November 19, 2015 at 11:17 am)SofaKingHigh Wrote: I'd love to smell that arse, I repeat, out-fucking-standing. Please tell me, you're not touching yourself right now. Lie, if you have to... 
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
(November 19, 2015 at 11:42 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:(November 19, 2015 at 11:17 am)SofaKingHigh Wrote: I'd love to smell that arse, I repeat, out-fucking-standing. I'm at work, so no. However, that talented backside has been securely stored in the wank bank for later use.
It is rather alluring, isn't it? That arse ought to go on "[First world country]'s Got Talent". Replace Simon Cowell.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
That ass is a better argument for the existence of a beneficent god than anything Rik or any of the other theist has offered yet.
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