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RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one
July 30, 2015 at 10:47 pm
(July 30, 2015 at 9:56 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I trust that Dionysus' afterlife insurance policy is underwritten by the mainstream Gods.
You can never trust these lesser know upstarts to come through for you when it matters.
The "big" ones have been in the game for 2000 years which gives me peace of mind.
It just makes sense to not risk it....
Dionysus is older than the Christian upstart nonsense, so you are going with an older and more reliable option. Besides, there is proof of divine intoxication. Just drink a couple of bottles of wine, and you will feel the warmth of truth upon you. Dionysus also allows for beer and hard liquor, so you have plenty of options. You can read up on his divine wisdom at:
If in the end, you found that god really existed...
Once you look into the options, you can see for yourself that Dionysus is best. And Dionysus does not mind if you look at other options, unlike the charlatans who try to sucker people into committing themselves without properly looking into things and making a fair comparison between the various options. So, take your time in deciding, and drink up!
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RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one
July 30, 2015 at 10:51 pm
(July 23, 2015 at 3:44 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I think it's pretty obvious that if there is a god, it has to be Dionysus Anusius.
There, fixed it for you.
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RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one
July 30, 2015 at 10:58 pm
(July 30, 2015 at 10:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: (July 23, 2015 at 3:44 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I think it's pretty obvious that if there is a god, it has to be Dionysus Anusius.
There, fixed it for you.
Look, Dionysus is totally fine with homosexuality. Read up on him and you will see that he is totally onboard for the kind of sex you want. And as much of it as you want. So don't be blaspheming against the One True Religion. Don't worry though, Dionysus will forgive you.
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RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one
July 30, 2015 at 11:09 pm
Anusius will forgive your impudence as soon as you repent it after your next bout of oscillating sonic diarrhea . . .
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RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one
July 30, 2015 at 11:14 pm
Dionysus is fine with all the gay sex (and not gay sex) you want, and all you can drink. What more could anyone ask for in a religion? You seem to be offering less, rather than more.
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RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one
July 31, 2015 at 12:05 am
(July 30, 2015 at 10:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: (July 23, 2015 at 3:44 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I think it's pretty obvious that if there is a god, it has to be Dionysus Anusius.
There, fixed it for you. Most certainly not.
I know his type.
He can't wait to get you drunk then fuck you stupid!
I may as well become Catholic in that case.
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RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one
July 31, 2015 at 1:57 am
(This post was last modified: July 31, 2015 at 1:59 am by robvalue.)
Theology is a very low entry subject isn't it? It seems you can just make up whatever stuff you want.
Luckily no one needs to make up stuff to prove the FSM is real. He made the world 300 years ago, so the world itself is proof that he exists. Otherwise the earth wouldn't exist! And he planted evidence and memories to make it look much, much older. And it does seem much older! Our science shows it has been done seamlessly. Again, total proof of the FSM.
As for these other made-up gods, people just seem to create their own narratives based on nothing and expect me to take it seriously. Someone just writes a story, and a bit later people all think the story is true. How does that "field of study" even have a name?
Although the FSM is the one and only true God, he's cool with paradoxes and so the dinosaur God or whatever you're talking about, and the butt hole one can also be the one true gods. His generosity knows no bounds.
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RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one
July 31, 2015 at 3:41 am
(July 31, 2015 at 12:05 am)ignoramus Wrote: I may as well become Catholic in that case.
ewww, noo! :c
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RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one
July 31, 2015 at 6:17 am
Rob, your funny logic reminds me of a joke.
the yanks were digging an excavation site and discovered steel cabling under ground cabling.
After analysis, they announced to the world that that this forgotten cabling was put there by the early settlers and was used for communication.
The Brits also inadvertently discovered and some very old copper cabling whilst digging up a medieval grave site.
This clearly showed that the Brits were way ahead of everybody with telecommunication innovations.
Meanwhile, an Aboriginal tribe in the middle of the desert in Outback Australia made the greatest digging find of all!
They were eager to announce to the world that long before the Anglos set foot in this great country, they found at a depth of 50 feet, that there was fuck all there!
This proved conclusively that the ancient aborigines from 50 thousand years ago had already gone wireless!
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RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one
July 31, 2015 at 11:30 am
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(July 31, 2015 at 1:57 am)robvalue Wrote: Theology is a very low entry subject isn't it? It seems you can just make up whatever stuff you want.
Luckily no one needs to make up stuff to prove the FSM is real. He made the world 300 years ago, so the world itself is proof that he exists. Otherwise the earth wouldn't exist! And he planted evidence and memories to make it look much, much older. And it does seem much older! Our science shows it has been done seamlessly. Again, total proof of the FSM.
As for these other made-up gods, people just seem to create their own narratives based on nothing and expect me to take it seriously. Someone just writes a story, and a bit later people all think the story is true. How does that "field of study" even have a name?
Although the FSM is the one and only true God, he's cool with paradoxes and so the dinosaur God or whatever you're talking about, and the butt hole one can also be the one true gods. His generosity knows no bounds.
I am inclined to think that the FSM is really just Dionysus in disguise. At first, that might seem implausible, but I think the strippers and beer volcano are a dead giveaway. And the Romans knew Dionysus as "Bacchus," so this would not be the first time he has used another name. The pictures of him look a bit different, though. Maybe he has just not aged so well.
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