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Name Something You Pass Around
July 29, 2015 at 11:59 pm
I was going through some old files and trashing most (hell, I have not dealt with them in so long, I obviously do not need them) when I came across this one.
Gotta watch the whole thing. It will be worth it. Trust me.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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RE: Name Something You Pass Around
July 30, 2015 at 12:06 am
Here is another one;
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
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Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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RE: Name Something You Pass Around
July 30, 2015 at 12:07 am
(This post was last modified: July 30, 2015 at 12:08 am by Faith No More.)
Ha! That's hilarious, especially given Steve Harvey's creationist stupidity.
ETA: I was referring to the OP. I'm pretty sure the second is a fake.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Name Something You Pass Around
July 30, 2015 at 12:10 am
They don't get better than this.
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RE: Name Something You Pass Around
July 30, 2015 at 12:54 am
(July 30, 2015 at 12:07 am)Faith No More Wrote: Ha! That's hilarious, especially given Steve Harvey's creationist stupidity.
ETA: I was referring to the OP. I'm pretty sure the second is a fake.
I am sure the second one is fake, though I have seen some 'practical jokes' that could go that way. The TV show, 'Scare Tactics' with the Charmed girl, Shannen Doherty hosting. They are lucky no one got shot on that show.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
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Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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RE: Name Something You Pass Around
July 30, 2015 at 12:59 am
An STD.
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RE: Name Something You Pass Around
July 30, 2015 at 1:05 am
Ivdon't understand the thread
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Name Something You Pass Around
July 30, 2015 at 1:10 am
(This post was last modified: July 30, 2015 at 1:27 am by Jenny A.)
(July 30, 2015 at 12:06 am)IATIA Wrote: Here is another one;
Please tell me this one wasn't real. Pretty please.
[Edit: And it isn't:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/mailbox.asp]
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Name Something You Pass Around
July 30, 2015 at 2:37 pm
(July 30, 2015 at 12:59 am)Kitan Wrote: An STD.
Rumors that certain people had STD's.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
