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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 1, 2015 at 5:27 am
My favourite 'proof' of the existence of God is:
The tip of my index finger fits equally well into my nostril, my ear, and my bumhole (and no, I'm not going to tell you how I know that last). This is clearly evidence of a designing, benevolent God who wants me to be able to pick my nose, dig for earwax, and rescue the gerbil.
Oh, damn.
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 1, 2015 at 6:25 am
Hey op, you know where else that ear of corn fits.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 1, 2015 at 6:43 am
(July 31, 2015 at 7:24 am)Christian Poe-try Wrote: 3.If God is not real then why does a corn and a banana fits in the human hand? Checkmate Atheists!
Not just the hand! I don't know why God did not make them self lubricating though.
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 1, 2015 at 11:57 am
Quote:You obviously know nothing. Just how old are you? 6?
I suspect he's actually one of the candidates for the republicunt nomination!
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 1, 2015 at 12:17 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2015 at 12:17 pm by Longhorn.)
He's a jolly poe and I can't even call him bc he admitted it himself. Rude -_-
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 2, 2015 at 1:55 pm
I actually think OP is being deathly serious...
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 8, 2015 at 2:02 am
1. Man supposedly spoken to by god wrote the bible i.e. matthew wrote the book of Matthew ect.
2.water and sun make light spectrum much like light in quartz. Science.
3. I really dont have an answer to that, it just grows like that.
4.brainwashed by religion into feeling something because others say they do, follow the crowd issue there.
5. Technically close up the sun is orange and red, its a ball of fire and gas, looks yellow due to distance from earth, was formed after big bang.
Again i really hope this was just a joke but felt the need to re- list
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 9, 2015 at 12:01 am
(August 8, 2015 at 2:02 am)uniquepegasister Wrote: 1. Man supposedly spoken to by god wrote the bible i.e. matthew wrote the book of Matthew ect.
2.water and sun make light spectrum much like light in quartz. Science.
3. I really dont have an answer to that, it just grows like that.
4.brainwashed by religion into feeling something because others say they do, follow the crowd issue there.
5. Technically close up the sun is orange and red, its a ball of fire and gas, looks yellow due to distance from earth, was formed after big bang.
Again i really hope this was just a joke but felt the need to re- list Is the sun a real ball of fire as we know fire or is it simply an illusion that looks like fire?
Normal fires on Earth require oxygen to burn. Oxygen barely exists on the Sun, which is about 75% hydrogen and 25% helium. So are we seeing an illusion?
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 9, 2015 at 12:07 am
The Sun does not "burn", like we think of logs in a fire or paper burning. The Sun glows because it is a very big ball of gas, and a process called nuclear fusion is taking place in its core. Nuclear fusion occurs when one proton smashes into another proton so hard that they stick together and release some energy as well. This energy then heats up the other materials (other protons and electrons and such) nearby. This heating eventually grows out from the center (or core) of the star to the outside, finally leaving the surface and radiating out into space to be the heat and light we know stars emit.
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 9, 2015 at 1:57 am
(August 9, 2015 at 12:07 am)uniquepegasister Wrote: The Sun does not "burn", like we think of logs in a fire or paper burning. The Sun glows because it is a very big ball of gas, and a process called nuclear fusion is taking place in its core. Nuclear fusion occurs when one proton smashes into another proton so hard that they stick together and release some energy as well. This energy then heats up the other materials (other protons and electrons and such) nearby. This heating eventually grows out from the center (or core) of the star to the outside, finally leaving the surface and radiating out into space to be the heat and light we know stars emit. That's a good explanation of the process. The point I was making is that a lot of what we see is illusions because our brains are constantly lying to us. Even when we know what we are seeing is a lie it's almost impossible to not believe it.
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