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Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
#41
RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
(August 3, 2015 at 1:00 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: A disgusting, but funny video of a charlatan, who steals people's money, and calls himself a medium. It's entertaining as hell to watch him fail so hard.



Damn, that was brutal to watch! I went back a forth between wanting to slap the living shit out of him to almost feeling sorry him.
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#42
RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
Jericho the Armadillo got his revenge:

http://chron.com/news/houston-texas/texa...417166.php

Quote:A Texas man who shot at an armadillo on the highway was hospitalized after the bullet deflected off the animal's shell and into his head.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#43
RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
(August 5, 2015 at 3:46 am)Lucanus Wrote: Jericho the Armadillo got his revenge:

http://chron.com/news/houston-texas/texa...417166.php

Quote:A Texas man who shot at an armadillo on the highway was hospitalized after the bullet deflected off the animal's shell and into his head.

What an asshole. He deserved what he got.
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
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#44
RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
As a trained magician who thoroughly understands this kind of fraud and how it works, I get a special kind of pissed off over psychic "workers." Fucking charlatans, every last fucking one of them. That's some of the worst kind of emotional fraud.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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#45
RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
Armadillo says fuck you and your bullets, I'm a fucking armadillo
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#46
RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
(August 5, 2015 at 3:56 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: As a trained magician who thoroughly understands this kind of fraud and how it works, I get a special kind of pissed off over psychic "workers." Fucking charlatans, every last fucking one of them. That's some of the worst kind of emotional fraud.

It takes a special kind of stupid to be duped by advice that one wants to hear.

I have learned that I don't want to hear what one has to state so much as I want to experience what one has to offer.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#47
RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
"I'm an animal psychic. Cecil The Lion has a message for all of you. ROAR! ROAR ROAR! RAWR! ROAR!"

Oh sorry, you don't speak Lion. Well this is awkward.
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#48
RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
(August 3, 2015 at 8:38 am)Alex K Wrote: I believe it when I see the long form birth certificate

Them fecking muslamic Kenyans, they'll invade any country, pretend to be natives and steal our jobs, presidencies even our lionhoods. The b'stards!
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#49
RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
(August 5, 2015 at 3:56 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: As a trained magician who thoroughly understands this kind of fraud and how it works, I get a special kind of pissed off over psychic "workers." Fucking charlatans, every last fucking one of them. That's some of the worst kind of emotional fraud.

Better get to a homeopath/naturopath. Sounds like you're about to blow. (insert Curly woop, woop, woop, woop here)
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
What's particularly horrifying is that, at the time of the screen capture, it had 3,035 shares.  Oh great.  Spread out the stupid.
Banging Head On Desk
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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