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RE: God's Ass
August 5, 2015 at 5:25 pm
(August 5, 2015 at 4:46 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: (August 5, 2015 at 3:29 pm)Godschild Wrote: You comprehension is a bit off sir, God said the rock was a place God could protect Moses from His glorious presence.
GC
If god is omnipresent why does Moses have to be at a specific place?
What does 'protect Moses from his glorious presence' mean?
Please excuse my ignorance.
Sinful man would die if they saw God face to face in all His glory, the sight of a perfect being would be more than we could stand. The place allowed God to protect him from seeing His face, maybe you should read the scriptures and try to find things out, like any intelligent person who wants to know would do.
GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: God's Ass
August 5, 2015 at 5:30 pm
(August 5, 2015 at 5:25 pm)Godschild Wrote: (August 5, 2015 at 4:46 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: If god is omnipresent why does Moses have to be at a specific place?
What does 'protect Moses from his glorious presence' mean?
Please excuse my ignorance.
Sinful man would die if they saw God face to face in all His glory, the sight of a perfect being would be more than we could stand. The place allowed God to protect him from seeing His face, maybe you should read the scriptures and try to find things out, like any intelligent person who wants to know would do.
GC
Then how come Jacob not only saw him but wrestled him and was fine outside of being hamstrung?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: God's Ass
August 5, 2015 at 5:34 pm
(August 5, 2015 at 5:25 pm)Godschild Wrote: (August 5, 2015 at 4:46 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: If god is omnipresent why does Moses have to be at a specific place?
What does 'protect Moses from his glorious presence' mean?
Please excuse my ignorance.
Sinful man would die if they saw God face to face in all His glory, the sight of a perfect being would be more than we could stand. The place allowed God to protect him from seeing His face, maybe you should read the scriptures and try to find things out, like any intelligent person who wants to know would do.
GC
He told Moses to stand in an indention in a rock. How did the rock protect him? Is god's face more amazing than his back because he let Moses see his back. Again, if Moses could see god anyway, how did standing in a rock help?
Vic is right. The verse does say that Moses also spoke to god, face to face. Do you have an alternative meaning for the phrase, face to face?
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RE: God's Ass
August 5, 2015 at 5:54 pm
Yea, GC. Would you consider talking on the phone 'face to face'? Or two people taking through a wall? -_-
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RE: God's Ass
August 5, 2015 at 5:59 pm
If there's a god's ass, I'm pretty sure my girlfriend has it
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RE: God's Ass
August 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm
(August 5, 2015 at 5:59 pm)Dystopia Wrote: If there's a god's ass, I'm pretty sure my girlfriend has it
Her ass doesn't exist?! O_o
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RE: God's Ass
August 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm
(August 5, 2015 at 5:25 pm)Godschild Wrote: Sinful man would die if they saw God face to face in all His glory, the sight of a perfect being would be more than we could stand. The place allowed God to protect him from seeing His face, maybe you should read the scriptures and try to find things out, like any intelligent person who wants to know would do.
GC
As I said, by mooning him. Doesn't that strike you as just a tinsy bit ludicrous?
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RE: God's Ass
August 5, 2015 at 6:02 pm
(August 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: (August 5, 2015 at 5:59 pm)Dystopia Wrote: If there's a god's ass, I'm pretty sure my girlfriend has it
Her ass doesn't exist?! O_o BURNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEED!
OMG I feel awkward.
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RE: God's Ass
August 6, 2015 at 8:01 am
Sorry to be naïve with God, but was he an actual person with an ass and other physical attributes in the bible?
(Talk about making God in our image ....no imagination at all)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: God's Ass
August 6, 2015 at 8:12 am
(August 5, 2015 at 1:07 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: God having an ass at all implies he consumes food for sustenance - unless it's just for decoration. Not just decoration. If gods dick was long maybe its there so he can go fuck himself! Did god come from Nantucket?
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