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God's Ass
#11
RE: God's Ass
It's funny how he can't just go into stealth mode as he passes Moses, you know that mode that he's always in.
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#12
RE: God's Ass
(August 5, 2015 at 1:07 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: God having an ass at all implies he consumes food for sustenance - unless it's just for decoration.

Shines a whole new light on the act of creation, doesn't it?
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#13
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(August 5, 2015 at 9:42 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: If there's a 'place near' god, that sort of makes rubbish of omnipresence you would have thought? I'm sure GC will explain.......yawn.....

You comprehension is a bit off sir, God said the rock was a place God could protect Moses from His glorious presence.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#14
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(August 5, 2015 at 11:24 am)Neimenovic Wrote: This whole 'you can't see my mug' things kinda fails when you consider god talked to Moses face to face -_-

Exodus 33:11
Quote:The LORD would speak to Moses face to face, as one speaks to a friend. Then Moses would return to the camp, but his young aide Joshua son of Nun did not leave the tent.

Again. Get your shit together xtians -_-

Those verses never said God allowed Moses to see His face, I'm not sure how you people ever figure out how to get home.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#15
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(August 5, 2015 at 3:32 pm)Godschild Wrote: Those verses never said God allowed Moses to see His face, I'm not sure how you people ever figure out how to get home.

GC

Ok, dis gon b tricky.

GC, would you be so kind and explain how 'god talked with Moses FACE TO FACE' doesn't mean god talked with Moses face to face?

I mean, I'm not the smartest panda in the room, but it seems a teeensy weensy little itty bitty tad contradictory, if you think about it
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#16
RE: God's Ass
(August 5, 2015 at 1:03 pm)RobbyPants Wrote:
(August 5, 2015 at 9:38 am)Nope Wrote: So, god's front is too glorious for mortals to view but  god's ass is okay for mortal sight....
There is a very silly part of me that is trying very hard to not make fart jokes right now.

Note that God was present when he made Adam. So, to keep Adam from dying when he first came to life, he couldn't have shown his face to him, yet he "breathed" into his nose while not facing him. Make all the fart jokes you want. :p

\Genesis 2:7 Wrote:7 then the Lord God formed man of dust from the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living being.

They hadn't sinned at that time. You all sure lack the ability to reason, how did you get through school.

GC

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#17
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(August 5, 2015 at 3:29 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(August 5, 2015 at 9:42 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: If there's a 'place near' god, that sort of makes rubbish of omnipresence you would have thought? I'm sure GC will explain.......yawn.....

You comprehension is a bit off sir, God said the rock was a place God could protect Moses from His glorious presence.

GC

Explain how a rock could protect Moses from god's glorious presence? Was the rock stronger than god?
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#18
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(August 5, 2015 at 3:32 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(August 5, 2015 at 11:24 am)Neimenovic Wrote: This whole 'you can't see my mug' things kinda fails when you consider god talked to Moses face to face -_-

Exodus 33:11

Again. Get your shit together xtians -_-

Those verses never said God allowed Moses to see His face, I'm not sure how you people ever figure out how to get home.

GC

This is what the verse actually says
Quote:11 The Lord would speak to Moses face to face, as one speaks to a friend. Then Moses would return to the camp, but his young aide Joshua son of Nun did not leave the tent.

Vic is right. The bible said that Moses and god spoke face to face.
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#19
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(August 5, 2015 at 1:15 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: It's funny how he can't just go into stealth mode as he passes Moses, you know that mode that he's always in.

Moses asked for the privilege to see God, God granted what He could without Moses losing his life.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#20
RE: God's Ass
(August 5, 2015 at 3:32 pm)Godschild Wrote: Those verses never said God allowed Moses to see His face, I'm not sure how you people ever figure out how to get home.

GC

and then

(August 5, 2015 at 3:39 pm)Godschild Wrote: Moses asked for the privilege to see God, God granted what He could without Moses losing his life.

GC

GC, are you ok? O_o
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