God's Ass

[RobbyPants]

They hadn't sinned at that time. You all sure lack the ability to reason, how did you get through school.

GC

I was being facetious. I don't actually take that book seriously, although apparently you don't, either.

[Nope]

Sorry to be naïve with God, but was he an actual person with an ass and other physical attributes in the bible?
(Talk about making God in our image ....no imagination at all)

The verses also said that god covered Moses's eyes with his hand. So, bible god has a physical body until he creates Christianity when he suddenly becomes incorporeal

I'd still appreciate if someone could explain how the rock could protect Moses from the glorious front part of god's anatomy.

[abaris]

I'd still appreciate if someone could explain how the rock could protect Moses from the glorious front part of god's anatomy.

Given that the ass is the backpart I hesitate to ask what might have been the front anatomy and how it behaved when seeing Moses.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

If god is omnipresent why does Moses have to be at a specific place?

What does 'protect Moses from his glorious presence' mean?

Please excuse my ignorance.

Sinful man would die if they saw God face to face in all His glory, the sight of a perfect being would be more than we could stand. The place allowed God to protect him from seeing His face, maybe you should read the scriptures and try to find things out, like any intelligent person who wants to know would do.

GC

Dude, the fairy tale plainly states that Moses and the God character gazed into each other's eyes.

https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/De...my%2034:10

Deuteronomy 34:10

[robvalue]

I don't want god's omnipresent ass in my face all day.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

I'd still appreciate if someone could explain how the rock could protect Moses from the glorious front part of god's anatomy.

Given that the ass is the backpart I hesitate to ask what might have been the front anatomy and how it behaved when seeing Moses.

Imagine if Moses had seen God's foot.  He might have washed it.

[vorlon13]

I don't want god's omnipresent ass in my face all day.

Not God's anyhow, but there would be some mortal exceptions . . .


Doyle !!!  Get over here !!!

[ignoramus]

[Wyrd of Gawd]

I'd still appreciate if someone could explain how the rock could protect Moses from the glorious front part of god's anatomy.

Given that the ass is the backpart I hesitate to ask what might have been the front anatomy and how it behaved when seeing Moses.

Moses was a god himself.  What happens when gods see each other?

[JuliaL]

Deut. 34:10
And there arose not a prophet since in Israel like unto Moses, whom the Lord knew face to face,

Isn't this a euphemism for intercourse in the missionary position?

We're pretty sure Moses was male, right?  So YHWH is....