What exactly is God?
What are its exclusive attributes?
I'm genuinely curious
What are its exclusive attributes?
I'm genuinely curious
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What is God?
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No idea. Everyone comes up with a different bowl of word salad, and never any indication that they are talking about anything real.
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Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more..?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  RE: What is God?
August 7, 2015 at 8:52 am
(This post was last modified: August 7, 2015 at 8:56 am by robvalue.)
These are the best descriptions I have of what gods actually are, in reality:
1) Imaginary friend / comfort blanket 2) The personification of the argument from ignorance (a plug for the hole of uncertainty dressed up in local mythology) 3) An idealised projection of the self 4) A constant feeling of paranoia and fear that you're being judged Feel free to send me a private message.
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August 7, 2015 at 8:54 am
(This post was last modified: August 7, 2015 at 8:54 am by Lucanus.)
You forgot this:
5) a quick way to make money
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Oh yeah. That too! Money and power, real easy, from selling a non-existent product.
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Y'all want me to weigh in with another Anusius tribute thread ?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (August 7, 2015 at 8:49 am)Lucanus Wrote: Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more..? But that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (August 7, 2015 at 8:59 am)ignoramus Wrote:(August 7, 2015 at 8:49 am)Lucanus Wrote: Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more..? Yeah vorl I'm kinda getting the feeling that the thread is slowly turning into a tribute to Anusius by itself...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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