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AF.org Fantasy Football League 2015
#41
RE: AF.org Fantasy Football League 2015
(August 12, 2015 at 3:51 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: what's a football

It's a prolate spheroid with little bumps and stitches on it, and if you try to use it as a hat it will fall off your head, unless it's deflated.
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#42
RE: AF.org Fantasy Football League 2015
(August 12, 2015 at 3:51 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: what's a football

One of my favorite Facebook/Twitter personalities, Jacy Catlin, made this helpful infographic on how to throw a football:

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#43
RE: AF.org Fantasy Football League 2015
(August 12, 2015 at 3:47 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: So we got Tibs, Exian, Cato, TRJF, and possibly polar bear, and maybe Kitty.

WE NEED MORE!!! I AM CAMPAIGNING HARD THIS YEAR. CAN'T YOU TELL BY MY ALL CAPS!!!!


None of you wussies wants to step up to the plate?!?!??

Cthulhu, PT, GBD, Brian37, Tonus, Rexbeccarox!!!!! I'm lookin' at yous guys!

You know, I've never been interested in fantasy football because I've never given a shit for any team outside Denver. I don't watch non-Broncos games. Football season ends when the Broncos are done for the season (with Manning that usually means one game into the post-season. Sad ). I would go as far as to say that I'm not a football fan or even a Bronco fan, but a Denver Bronco fan. If they were to ever move, well there are other things to do on Sunday besides football. Now, within that narrow definition, I'm a rather rabid fan. Not to the point of throwing and breaking shit every Sunday or screaming so loud that I get phone calls from people in Wyoming asking me to kindly shut the fuck up, or, well, at least not any longer. Big Grin

Now, if anyone's interested in playing a very good dice football game, let me know!
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#44
RE: AF.org Fantasy Football League 2015
So what you're saying is, you're in? Because your man berries want some exercise?
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#45
RE: AF.org Fantasy Football League 2015
UPDATE:

We have 6. (As soon as TRJF joins the league... Dodgy)

We need at least TWO more, preferrably 4 (or dare I hope 6?)

This is a 20 mins a week commitment. You look at the matchups, set your lineup, and the computer keeps the stats and tracks everything. There is even an app on your phone that you can check to keep up to date on your weekly matchup. You don't even have to watch all the games on Sunday. Although you'll want to. When it comes to Monday Night Football and all you need is 13 points out of your QB, it makes the games SO much fun to watch.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#46
RE: AF.org Fantasy Football League 2015
Who would pass up the unbridled joy of telling the entire forum that you beat me at Fantasy Football?

Come on, people!!!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#47
RE: AF.org Fantasy Football League 2015
I'll play.
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#48
RE: AF.org Fantasy Football League 2015
(August 20, 2015 at 3:24 pm)alpha male Wrote: I'll play.

Hit the link in my sig, and make sure your team name includes your handle here for clarity.


ONE MORE PERSON BEFORE WE CAN START DRAFTING!!! Cthulhu Dreaming, I'm looking at you.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#49
RE: AF.org Fantasy Football League 2015
Well, if no one else is interested, we will have to can this league for lack of interest for the second year in a row.

You atheists are no fun.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#50
RE: AF.org Fantasy Football League 2015
*pat pat* :c
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