The Ten Commandments

[Longhorn]

Isn't it kind of embarrassing though?
I mean.....they've been using the wrong list. DOH!!

I feel tempted to go around asking xtians if they could tell me the ten commandments and then go 'BBZZZZZZZZT'

If this isn't definite evidence that god doesn't give a fuck, I don't know what is.

[Minimalist]

There is the Deuteronomy version... let's call it the abridged version... in Deut 5.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...ersion=KJV


of course, there remain discrepancies between the catholic and protestant versions of the tale.

http://www.teachingtheword.org/apps/arti...efault.asp


Hey.

You don't suppose......






that Mel got it right?

[robvalue]

"My dad says killing is wrong."

"Oh right! Haha, he's never even killed one person I suspect?"

"Well, he's killed or ordered the deaths of over 2 million people."

"Erm, OK."

"But he tells us not to kill each other. He wrote it down on this list of instructions. Look."

"It doesn't say anything about that, it's just some rantings about not going to live in other families and how to pull up vegetables."

"Oh. Well, he still thinks killing is wrong."