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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 10, 2015 at 4:32 pm
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(August 10, 2015 at 3:45 pm)Spooky Wrote: If these areas are the "Bible" belt...is Florida the "Bible Dick"?
Yes, because that makes Texas the bible asshole.
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 10, 2015 at 4:33 pm
(August 10, 2015 at 4:32 pm)Faith No More Wrote: (August 10, 2015 at 3:45 pm)Spooky Wrote: If these areas are the "Bible" belt...is Florida the "Bible Dick"?
Yes, because that makes Texas the bible asshole.
 
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 10, 2015 at 5:15 pm
I wouldn't mind too much if a judge ordered the Trivago guy to marry me . . .
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 10, 2015 at 6:04 pm
(August 10, 2015 at 5:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I wouldn't mind too much if a judge ordered the Trivago guy to marry me . . .
Yeah, there are certain people that would make this all right.
"Hey, Natalie Portman, I mean... I don't want to either, but... the Judge said, so... I think we'd better go ahead and consummate right now just to be safe..."
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 11, 2015 at 5:28 am
Please tell me this is a joke. This is like Brasseye.
You've got to be kidding. Please fire this judge right away, he's a tyrant.
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 11, 2015 at 9:25 am
(August 11, 2015 at 5:28 am)robvalue Wrote: Please tell me this is a joke. This is like Brasseye.
You've got to be kidding. Please fire this judge right away, he's a tyrant. In the great state of Texass he'd have to be voted out. Unless they put into practice the old TX adage "He needed killin" he'll probably stay for awhile.
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 11, 2015 at 10:11 am
(August 11, 2015 at 5:28 am)robvalue Wrote: Please tell me this is a joke. This is like Brasseye.
You've got to be kidding. Please fire this judge right away, he's a tyrant.
Texas used to (and maybe still do) advertise for tourism in the U.S. by saying "Texas. It's like a whole other country."
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 11, 2015 at 12:34 pm
(August 10, 2015 at 6:04 pm)TRJF Wrote: (August 10, 2015 at 5:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I wouldn't mind too much if a judge ordered the Trivago guy to marry me . . .
Yeah, there are certain people that would make this all right.
"Hey, Natalie Portman, I mean... I don't want to either, but... the Judge said, so... I think we'd better go ahead and consummate right now just to be safe..."
Let me guess you have the whole Queen Amidala costume on standby.
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 11, 2015 at 1:08 pm
Wonder what David Keith is up to these days and if he's in Texas . . . .
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