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RE: Tax Exempt John Oliver
August 17, 2015 at 7:14 pm
That was at the same time the funniest and the most infuriating thing I've seen in a long, long while.
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RE: Tax Exempt John Oliver
August 17, 2015 at 8:48 pm
I love John Oliver. He is becoming the political force that Jon Stewart couldn't be, because he's on HBO. I can't get enough of that show.
I want Jon on Saturdays. Bill on Friday, Jon on Saturday, John on Sunday. A weekend trifecta.
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RE: Tax Exempt John Oliver
August 17, 2015 at 9:29 pm
Well, let us all start a church and go tax exempt. Get enough people and organizations doing that and I will bet that it will not be long before the government would start having second thoughts on allowing god people to not pay taxes and clamp down on that bullshit. They would be forced into all or none. They would not be allowed to differentiate between religions.
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RE: Tax Exempt John Oliver
August 17, 2015 at 9:45 pm
(August 17, 2015 at 9:29 pm)IATIA Wrote: Well, let us all start a church and go tax exempt. Get enough people and organizations doing that and I will bet that it will not be long before the government would start having second thoughts on allowing god people to not pay taxes and clamp down on that bullshit. They would be forced into all or none. They would not be allowed to differentiate between religions.
If these stoners can do it, anybody should be able to. I like the "Deity Dozen".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Church_of_Cannabis
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RE: Tax Exempt John Oliver
August 18, 2015 at 10:45 am
(August 17, 2015 at 9:45 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: If these stoners can do it, anybody should be able to. I like the "Deity Dozen".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Church_of_Cannabis
And of course;
Quote:... there were protesters from a nearby Christian church
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RE: Tax Exempt John Oliver
August 18, 2015 at 11:05 am
(August 18, 2015 at 10:45 am)IATIA Wrote: (August 17, 2015 at 9:45 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: If these stoners can do it, anybody should be able to. I like the "Deity Dozen".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Church_of_Cannabis
And of course;
Quote:... there were protesters from a nearby Christian church
Should go through the crowd of protesters handing out how to grow pamphlets. Ya got ta get em convertarated.
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RE: Tax Exempt John Oliver
August 18, 2015 at 2:50 pm
This is why I cringe when some of my friends regurgitate these assholes' propaganda on Facebook. If a pastor is offering salvation in return for a cash donation/'gift'/'seed', or for someone buying a DVD/book/trinket, they're simply in it for the money. I normally wouldn't care, but their BS actively hurts people.
I actually watched a couple of Creflo's 30 minute paid advertisements (let's call a spade a spade). It was amazing to see him say nothing beyond a couple of unoriginal platitudes towards Jesus (mostly of the "All (implied good) things through Jesus!" variety) while peddling his wares. I can almost applaud the audacity, but the whole thing was just revolting to watch. "I'll think for you, pat you on the head and call you a good boy or girl... if you pay me."
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