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Even I think this is weird.

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Even I think this is weird.
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RE: Even I think this is weird.
August 17, 2015 at 11:27 pm
Steel yourself.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Even I think this is weird.
August 17, 2015 at 11:27 pm
Dear God, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Even I think this is weird.
August 17, 2015 at 11:27 pm
Well, here it is:
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Even I think this is weird.
August 17, 2015 at 11:28 pm
http://thattoychick.files.wordpress.com/...rsneak.jpg
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RE: Even I think this is weird.
August 17, 2015 at 11:30 pm
Apparently this is big in Japan. You can recreate various permutations of the alien implantation scene from the movie Alien. And you can choose any particular orifice you want.

Supposedly the ovum is cast gelatin.

It would be edible . . .
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RE: Even I think this is weird.
August 18, 2015 at 1:51 am
(August 17, 2015 at 11:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Dear God, forgive me for what I'm about to do.

No, I guess Anusius is pleased
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Even I think this is weird.
August 18, 2015 at 1:57 am
O.O

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RE: Even I think this is weird.
August 18, 2015 at 3:07 am
(August 17, 2015 at 11:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Apparently this is big in Japan.

That's all I needed to know
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RE: Even I think this is weird.
August 18, 2015 at 4:01 am
Two questions.
Do the eggs vibrate and where can I get one?
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RE: Even I think this is weird.
August 18, 2015 at 5:13 am
Is there a gay porn vid around where a little alien pops out of an arsehole? I'd be surprised if there wasn't ...the movie's over 30 years old.
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