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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 6:31 pm
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(August 20, 2015 at 1:29 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: (August 20, 2015 at 3:27 am)Neimenovic Wrote: 1 Waffles
2 Find someone to pretend like we're dating
3 meet some of the kewl people from here
4 stuff my face with candies while watching cartoons
5 ????
6 profit
5. Stuff all the little holes in a waffle with M 'n' Ms and Reeses Pieces.
6. Diabetes
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 7:13 pm
(August 20, 2015 at 12:25 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger Hangover!
Tiger, tiger,
Burning bright...
And that's how I got banned from Dudley Zoo.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 7:18 pm
Re: the OP, mine is a very dull list; there's only one thing I really want to do, but now I get to do it five times over with the world exploding for an encore. Ok, maybe not so dull, but look at what has to happen for me to get laid.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 7:40 pm
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(August 20, 2015 at 10:13 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: 3) Get as far away from Murica as possible, cause as everybody knows, it is the motherhub of all disasters.
That's because we have Bruce Willis who can save us from all the disasters.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.