(August 25, 2015 at 10:48 am)Jenny A Wrote: Please tell me the OP is intended to be satire.
It's called the "Aractus Creed" for a reason.
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 It's called the "Aractus Creed" for a reason. 
I guess the OP is tongue in cheek. But I'm certainly not defining myself over atheism. That's probably the least important part of what I am.
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 Quote:We believe in the prophet, our apostolic father, Charles Darwin; We don't have to "believe" in Darwin, dumbass. See...he wrote his own book, unlike your silly godboy. 
Uh, did you hop the fence again, Aractus?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue  
Is there a reason we need a creed that nobody told me?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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