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How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
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(August 30, 2015 at 9:15 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: [Image: jello+shot+spreat.jpg]

Well, there's mine... what are you lot having?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(August 30, 2015 at 6:34 pm)deep thinker Wrote:
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Yes, I have anger issues when dealing with ignorant people or trolls. So, in my best uncontrolled anger voice: There are two possibilities. You are an idiot, who is incapable of reading what we all have posted for the last few pages. Or you are simply a troll, who loves to provoke. In any case, why don't you take your belief question and shove it up your ass?[/hide]
Quote:Another insult without defining your own beliefs...I'm not surprised.  Atheism is a very convenient religion...a religion/cult that insists all faiths of a higher power are false. And yes, atheism is a religion that allows certain beliefs but does not allow other beliefs...just like any other religion.  Your religion rejects Christ but accepts the big bang.  That is a belief system and is a religion.  Rather than go to church to share your beliefs you organize on the internet to preach your religion of hate and anti-theistic beliefs.  Your belief that everything came into existence through some type of unobservable natural process is a belief. 

It would be like if I started an Anti-Atheism religion that refused to accept any theory that could not be observed.  Yes, my new religion does not define what it believes as true but clearly defines what it believes to be false.  This still qualifies as a belief system and a religion. 

If atheism were not a religion, it would be just as open minded to the existence of an eternal god as it is open to the idea of an eternal universe.  Atheism accepts one faith that is not observable (eternal universe) and rejects another faith that is not observable (eternal god).  How does it feel to talk so negatively about religious beliefs but spend so many hours of your life spewing your gospel of choice?  Now, who is the idiot?  Damn son, you just got served.
The French Catholics originally created the word "atheist" to describe the French Protestants during their religious wars.  The French Catholics hated their fellow Christians because they wanted freedom of religion to worship the same deity that they believed in using the same religious doctrine.  So they did their best to kill all of them.  They eventually gave up.


"Word Origin and History for atheist Expand
n.
1570s, from French athéiste (16c.), from Greek atheos "without god, denying the gods; abandoned of the gods; godless, ungodly," from a- "without" + theos "a god" (see Thea )."
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/atheist

In Isaiah 41-23-24 (ERV) Isaiah said:   "23 What signs did you give in the past to prove that you really are gods? Do something! Do anything, good or bad, so that we can see that you are alive. Then we might fear and respect you."

24 “Look, you false gods are worthless. You cannot do anything. Only some horrible fool would want to worship you.”

He said that people worshipped worthless gods but the fool thought that his was real.  I agree with him that gods are worthless but also say that his god is worthless as well.  Not one deity of any kind has ever done anything godly since the first con man created it to fool his dumb buddies and get rich off of them.  Everything that has happened or will happen on this planet has already happened before.  People's favorite deities had zilch to do with it because not one of them is real.  
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(August 30, 2015 at 9:59 pm)dyresand Wrote: [Image: vodka_gummy_bears.jpg]

Oh, hell no. I can see myself getting regrettably fucked up on those. Angel
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(August 31, 2015 at 1:47 am)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote:
(August 30, 2015 at 9:59 pm)dyresand Wrote: [Image: vodka_gummy_bears.jpg]

Oh, hell no. I can see myself getting regrettably fucked up on those. Angel
Well actually not really you would have too eat quite a bit of them. But the vodka that is left over however is very delicious.
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(August 31, 2015 at 8:24 am)dyresand Wrote:
(August 31, 2015 at 1:47 am)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: Oh, hell no. I can see myself getting regrettably fucked up on those. Angel
Well actually not really you would have too eat quite a bit of them. But the vodka that is left over however is very delicious.

They are actually better if you put them in ice cube trays and freeze them.
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
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(August 31, 2015 at 8:55 am)lkingpinl Wrote:
(August 31, 2015 at 8:24 am)dyresand Wrote: Well actually not really you would have too eat quite a bit of them. But the vodka that is left over however is very delicious.

They are actually better if you put them in ice cube trays and freeze them.

Oh? i'm going to have to try that thanks Big Grin
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(August 30, 2015 at 9:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, there's mine... what are you lot having?

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professor Wrote:Correction Rhonda, Jesus stated the generation SEEING the signs He spoke of would not pass away.

Biblicaly the last days are the last 2 0r 3 millenniums.  A play on "A day with the lord is AS a thousand years".

Day 7 will be here on the 23rd of September.

Pay no attention to the exponential earthquake chart, forget the volcanoes (now numbering 52?).
You were not told by the media of the mass bird, fish and animal die-offs?  Wonder why?
Didn't see the water in various places turn blood red?

Pay no attention to the facilitating of Iran's nuke program by O.
Pay no attention to the New World Order, FEMA camps, UFOs Jade Helm ("Mastering the Human domain"logo) .
Matthew 16:28, Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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dyresand Wrote:It is insulting the thing is manly that people well theists have their heads shoved so far up their asses up about the bible god and religion they wont pull it out for that breath of fresh air and evidence. The thing is the bible writers knew at the game their religion is fraud and fake all you had to do was use common sense to figure out its all a lie. So they put that story in of adam and eve making it seem like we are sinners when we clearly aren't. We are curious by nature we want to learn and do things and the bible writers knew if people thought for themselves we wouldn't have power over them so lets add something in to keep people under our control. 

Here is a comedian pointing out the bullshit 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seuCWDSi8WQ

The real insult to human intelligence is atheism.  You either believe that all matter has existed forever with no beginning or you believe that all matter was magically created from nothing with no creator.  Your belief system is obviously superior to any religion of faith.

I would like to congratulate you on being the first person to walk into our parlor and begin with those exact same insults, but alas, visitors similar to yourself are all too common.

It's very arrogant to tell people what they believe instead of asking them. I presume you belong to a sect of Christianity that finds no value in humility.

It seems the one thing we'll never have to worry about is a surge in Christians who actually follow the advice of Jesus when it comes to prosyletizing.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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