Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 2, 2026, 3:06 pm
Atheist Forums › Community › Religion › Christianity v
How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 155
#191
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 30, 2015 at 9:23 pm
(August 30, 2015 at 9:15 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: [Image: jello+shot+spreat.jpg]

Well, there's mine... what are you lot having?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
dyresand Offline
delete my account
****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 8731
Threads: 425
Joined: October 7, 2014
Reputation: 37
#192
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 30, 2015 at 9:59 pm
[Image: vodka_gummy_bears.jpg]
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Find
Reply
Wyrd of Gawd Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 6843
Threads: 0
Joined: February 22, 2014
Reputation: 15
#193
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 31, 2015 at 12:41 am
Find
Reply
Ravenshire Offline Donators
Assassin to (and of) kings.
*****
Religious Views: Purloiner of personal property.
Posts: 8705
Threads: 40
Joined: March 18, 2014
Reputation: 54
#194
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 31, 2015 at 1:47 am
(August 30, 2015 at 9:59 pm)dyresand Wrote: [Image: vodka_gummy_bears.jpg]

Oh, hell no. I can see myself getting regrettably fucked up on those. Angel
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
Find
Reply
dyresand Offline
delete my account
****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 8731
Threads: 425
Joined: October 7, 2014
Reputation: 37
#195
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 31, 2015 at 8:24 am
(August 31, 2015 at 1:47 am)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote:
(August 30, 2015 at 9:59 pm)dyresand Wrote: [Image: vodka_gummy_bears.jpg]

Oh, hell no. I can see myself getting regrettably fucked up on those. Angel
Well actually not really you would have too eat quite a bit of them. But the vodka that is left over however is very delicious.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Find
Reply
Kingpin Offline
There is a God, I'm not Him
***
Religious Views: Christian
Posts: 2421
Threads: 30
Joined: July 16, 2015
Reputation: 49
#196
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 31, 2015 at 8:55 am
(August 31, 2015 at 8:24 am)dyresand Wrote:
(August 31, 2015 at 1:47 am)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: Oh, hell no. I can see myself getting regrettably fucked up on those. Angel
Well actually not really you would have too eat quite a bit of them. But the vodka that is left over however is very delicious.

They are actually better if you put them in ice cube trays and freeze them.
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
Find
Reply
dyresand Offline
delete my account
****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 8731
Threads: 425
Joined: October 7, 2014
Reputation: 37
#197
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 31, 2015 at 9:05 am
(August 31, 2015 at 8:55 am)lkingpinl Wrote:
(August 31, 2015 at 8:24 am)dyresand Wrote: Well actually not really you would have too eat quite a bit of them. But the vodka that is left over however is very delicious.

They are actually better if you put them in ice cube trays and freeze them.

Oh? i'm going to have to try that thanks Big Grin
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Find
Reply
abaris Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: agnostic
Posts: 13122
Threads: 130
Joined: October 18, 2014
Reputation: 55
#198
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 31, 2015 at 10:29 am
(August 30, 2015 at 9:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, there's mine... what are you lot having?

[Image: budweiser-budvar-redesign-dose.jpg]

The real deal, not the American abomination.
[Image: Bumper+Sticker+-+Asheville+-+Praise+Dog3.JPG]
Find
Reply
Mister Agenda Offline Donators
Donator
*****
Religious Views: Rational skeptic
Posts: 11383
Threads: 16
Joined: September 9, 2011
Reputation: 119
#199
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 31, 2015 at 10:33 am
professor Wrote:Correction Rhonda, Jesus stated the generation SEEING the signs He spoke of would not pass away.

Biblicaly the last days are the last 2 0r 3 millenniums.  A play on "A day with the lord is AS a thousand years".

Day 7 will be here on the 23rd of September.

Pay no attention to the exponential earthquake chart, forget the volcanoes (now numbering 52?).
You were not told by the media of the mass bird, fish and animal die-offs?  Wonder why?
Didn't see the water in various places turn blood red?

Pay no attention to the facilitating of Iran's nuke program by O.
Pay no attention to the New World Order, FEMA camps, UFOs Jade Helm ("Mastering the Human domain"logo) .
Matthew 16:28, Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
Find
Reply
Mister Agenda Offline Donators
Donator
*****
Religious Views: Rational skeptic
Posts: 11383
Threads: 16
Joined: September 9, 2011
Reputation: 119
#200
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 31, 2015 at 11:03 am
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Religion › Christianity v
How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?

Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  So many miracles... end of John Fake Messiah 1 426 July 17, 2026 at 1:22 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  What seems to be the latest claim about end times belief Vintagesilverscreen 6 3004 June 28, 2024 at 6:47 pm
Last Post: Prycejosh1987
  This is the Beginning of the End Serafino 23 8797 November 25, 2023 at 8:24 pm
Last Post: awty
  Where does the belief that seeds die before they turn into a living plant come from? FlatAssembler 17 5195 August 3, 2023 at 10:38 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Nailed to a cross, Filipino prays for Ukraine war to end Ferrocyanide 1 1527 April 8, 2023 at 8:00 pm
Last Post: Kitan Etos
Lightbulb the end is nigh 2!!! Drich 113 32919 October 1, 2020 at 7:21 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Christians vs Christians (yec) Fake Messiah 52 21414 January 31, 2019 at 2:08 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  In the end, there's just what you personally believe Kitan Etos 31 11618 August 12, 2018 at 2:27 pm
Last Post: LadyForCamus
  How long did Jesus spend in Hell? Gawdzilla Sama 43 16027 February 5, 2018 at 2:15 am
Last Post: Abaddon_ire
Exclamation Christianity is Dead, Long live the rEvolution! Bow Before Zeus 77 30925 December 26, 2017 at 2:59 pm
Last Post: downbeatplumb



Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)