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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
August 29, 2015 at 11:20 am
I've got to admit Randy - it was an excellent idea to open up this thread. Made my day!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
August 29, 2015 at 11:30 am
Stimbo has the meatiest dick of all the users and you ladies should totes go out with him. Srsly 4 reelz.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
August 29, 2015 at 11:41 am
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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
August 29, 2015 at 11:51 am
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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
August 29, 2015 at 11:58 am
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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
August 29, 2015 at 12:09 pm
Wait, he's serious?
I'll get the crickets. Git in the box I said 
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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
August 29, 2015 at 12:09 pm
(August 29, 2015 at 10:18 am)Randy Carson Wrote: ...I have to admit that Randy made a good point when he said...
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You are a poe aren't you.
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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
August 29, 2015 at 12:13 pm
(August 29, 2015 at 10:18 am)Randy Carson Wrote: ...I have to admit that Randy made a good point when he said...
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Mental masturbation. If you want to stroke your ego, do it elsewhere.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
August 29, 2015 at 12:15 pm
(August 29, 2015 at 10:18 am)Randy Carson Wrote: ...I have to admit that Randy made a good point when he said...
(Fill in the space below with your answer. Use both sides of the paper if necessary.) Yo, Randy, I'm still an atheist, I'ma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!
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It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot
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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
August 29, 2015 at 12:18 pm
This thread gives me the smiles.
Randy will come along with some smug "I didn't actually think you would respond in kind, I was just trying to prove a point."
Then:
"In catechism 1420-3c it says...."
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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