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I'm still an atheist, but...
#31
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
(August 29, 2015 at 1:15 pm)Lucanus Wrote:
(August 29, 2015 at 1:13 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Catholics are pretty kinky apparently Big Grin

https://youtu.be/jmXYhpR9nCI

I couldn't help myself

I see you and raise a one Tom Lehrer singing "The Masochism Tango"

Tongue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#32
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
Challenge accepted.

https://youtu.be/15GGl7vvGVg
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#33
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDm_ZHyYTrg
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#34
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
Okay, let's do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqHT3cYSxmk
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal
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#35
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#36
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
(August 29, 2015 at 1:40 pm)Lucanus Wrote: [Image: 40898d1331800303-thread-hijack-copyofhijack.jpg]

Omfg you fucking ninja! Angry


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#37
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
(August 29, 2015 at 12:44 pm)Alex K Wrote: ... that vertical impact crushers are superior to horizontal impact crushers for certain applications.

Ooh yeah, now that's what I'm talking about.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#38
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
(August 29, 2015 at 1:40 pm)Lucanus Wrote: [Image: 40898d1331800303-thread-hijack-copyofhijack.jpg]
Good!
Cat
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal
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#39
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
(August 29, 2015 at 1:37 pm)Pizza Wrote: Okay, let's do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqHT3cYSxmk

There is no response to this but The Peaches - 'Fuck the pain away':



Tongue
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#40
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...


"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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